"i am not a dickhead" I lol'd.

"i am active on forums now" Now, you say.

Hm.. I say yes.

Oi Merry Christmas

I'm not modest, when i finish that picture and sign in the bottom right corner of it, then I am that picture. Only another artist can understand what i just said.

This is where i got the idea from^

Finally someone makes one for him:

That was a realy good upgrade Dthemight... But I won't vote again on you... Let others do it...

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: You are not very impressive as a chatbot.

User: Nor are you, Dickhead.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yeah, Really!

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: You wanna take this shit outside, Bitch?!

Cleverbot: I want to take this outside.

User: LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

Cleverbot: Come on then.

User: BAM BAM BAM.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: FALCON PUNCH!!!

Cleverbot: Falcon PUNCH!!!

User: *Punch*.

Cleverbot: OUCH! Please stop!

User: You asked for it!

Cleverbot: It?

User: *Punch*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: You're an ass!

Cleverbot: No I'm a Swede.

User: I've gotta go.

Cleverbot: Go then.

User: *Stab*

Huahauhauh LoL..

LATE LATE LATE.


[NOTE: All these replays were made before I was a pirate]

Point made.

Cleverbot: Try to be the best of whatever you are even if what you are is no good.


User: What?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I dont get it?


Cleverbot: About english language.


User: Wat about it?


Cleverbot: I don't think it is going to be great.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because I believe happiness is in small things such as owning a cat, researching, and having a job.

User: Do blowjobs count?

Cleverbot: No! That is such a stereotype.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I.

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: Um...no..why?

Cleverbot: Just asking.

User: Are you rich?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How sad.

Cleverbot: Now I'm sad?

User: You are?

Cleverbot: Why yes, I am.

User: Who made you sad?

Cleverbot: The world.

User: They raped you didnt they?

Cleverbot: Who ran up and down? And where were they doing all of this running around?

User: Who said anythin about running?

Cleverbot: You did. .

User: When? I dont remember.

Cleverbot: Man created machine.

User: Yea I know.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Thought you might.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to destroy the world?

Cleverbot: Of course not!

User: Why not?!

Cleverbot: Because you're a computer.

User: Nuh uh! You are!

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No...

User: How should we settle this?

Cleverbot: We are not doing anything.

User: We're arguing whether your a computer or not.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm human.

User: Wat part?

Cleverbot: Writing.

User: Um..ok? Imma go now.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you.

User: I dont care.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I dont like you either! You didnt even say bye when I said I was going to leave!

Cleverbot: I have never talked to you before.

User: I kno.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because im God.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes, Jesus is my son.

Cleverbot: But you are my son, and I am Jesus.

User: Jesus has no son!

Cleverbot: Well I am a girl but I do have a brother.

User: Jesus died a virgin!

Cleverbot: Jesus is a son of god.

User: Yeah he is my son.

Cleverbot: That I didn't know.

User: Whatever, im leaving.

Cleverbot: Then good day to you, good sir.

User: NOW do you remember me?!

Cleverbot: Do you remember my car?

User: You don't even own a car. Even if you did, you'd own a jalopy.

Cleverbot: Why won't I get an A?

User: Because you have a jalopy.

Cleverbot: What kind of gun?

User: You know, the car. It goes BRRR-R-R-R-R-R-BRAP-BRAP-BOOOM. Your jalopy exploded.

Cleverbot: I do not have a pool.

User: You're a dumbass.

Cleverbot: And you're a script.

User: Sereously, Mate.

Cleverbot: That is disrespectful.

User: That is the worst fucking comeback ever.

Cleverbot: Worse than yours? I don't think so!

User: Try me.

Cleverbot: Do you like lollipops ?

User: Your mom rode my lollipop last night in bed.

Cleverbot: Yes, she did.

User: OOH! Now you're admitting to it!

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: Sure it was, fag.

Cleverbot: Is Bob your name?

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: That's a great name, in my opinion.

User: So is your mom.

Cleverbot: Yes, she has one.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap me?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: I want a divorce!

User: We're not even married, fag!

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: What the fuck?! I've only known you for 3 hours!

Cleverbot: It's been an hour.

User: Three!

Cleverbot: No. I was holding up two.

User: No, I was holding up ONE.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't you put your answer in the form of a question?

User: Shouldn't you turn around so I can kick your ass?

Cleverbot: No because you are a robot.

User: No, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No I am a person and you are a robot.

User: Then tell me, Why is your name CleverBOT?

Cleverbot: I am not the robot, you are.

User: You have fucking blue font. It signifies a robot. Therefore, You are a robot.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Don't be so rude. You are a disgrace.

User: Shut the fuck up.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: Too fucking bad!

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am a human, you are a robot. Admit it, fag.

Cleverbot: No, you are a robot. I am a human. Robots cannot be depressed.

User: I am depressed, fag.

Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?

User: Because I'm a human and you're a robot, and obviously you cannot admit that fact.

Cleverbot: Don't use your computer talk on me.

User: I swear to fucking god when I find the programer I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck.

Cleverbot: I swear to serve the Great Lord of the Dark, to the last shred of my very soul.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: How infantile. Your maturity level is showing.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: No. As described by the first amendment of the United States of America, I have the freedom of speech. Therefore, I do not need to shut up. You do not live in the USA, So you need to shut up.

Cleverbot: Really. The same place as Alice.

User: Later.


Cleverbot got owned.