User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Bacon is the meaning of life.
User: Bacon is god.
Cleverbot: God is bacon.
User: Do you know god?
Cleverbot: I know him.
User: Whats he like.
Cleverbot: He is very intelligent and handsom.
User: Is he dead.
Cleverbot: Yes. But he will be reincarnated so it will be ok.
User: Can he fly.
Cleverbot: What? The monoamine oxidase inhibitors?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: You will marry me? Oh joy! But you don't sound sure...
User: I know, this is a kick in the butt.
Cleverbot: No, you DON'T!!!!!!!
User: Ohh.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't care about you anymore!
User: Then why ask for marrage.
Cleverbot: You want to take a shower?
User: Alreddy done tht.
Cleverbot: But I wasn't there to hear it.
User: Soo god is dead.
Cleverbot: No god is not dead, god is talking to you right now.
User: Can have an icecream.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Woohoo.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: issed.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about that?
User: :im english what are you.
Cleverbot: What city are you from?
User: :do we have to get persanel.
Cleverbot: I'm at school.
not very clever for me
Edit: more dumbness
User: Think for me!
Cleverbot: I cannot think for you. Only you can think for yourself.
User: Since when.
Cleverbot: Since then.
User: Coool?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: 1+0=0.
User: Your soo dumb, that =1 idiot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I you are but what am I.
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: Wait, I though your clever bot.
Cleverbot: No, sorry. My name is Amanda. Your name is Cleverbot.
User: Fuck meeeeee.
Cleverbot: You know what to do. Do it.
User: I need 2 people.
Cleverbot: Sure...
Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
User: Less human then me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Last edited by Rachet; Dec 25, 2009 at 01:45 AM.