How do we know if he already isn't in? He may be confusing us to think that he isn't in by making us post that he isn't in. When he is really in the clan already but we are just confused. Maybe he isn't in but he is telling us that he can control our minds to make us think that he is in when he isn't but really he can't control our minds. But if we think he is in when he isn't and he is just telling us that he can control our minds then isn't he actually controlling our minds? What if he stole all the cookies, and we don't know because he is controlling our minds to think that he didn't. What if he is the leader of DP and we are trying to get recruited but he is controlling our minds to think that we are in DP? What if toribash doesn't exist at all and this is all just a crazy dream he made up and put in our minds? If the mind is different than the brain and the mind controls the brain doesn't that mean he can also control the brain? If he is controlling our brains then is he controlling us? If he is controlling us than are we real or are we just puppets used to entertain him? What if you actually read all of this? No.
Well you know what they say, "poop is the fastest thing ever. I didn't have time to turn on the lights or to think, I just pooped my pants."
