User: Good day, sir.
Cleverbot: Good day to you.
User: How is life?
Cleverbot: Could be better.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Where is your master?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: He fired you didn't he?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I guess he did.
Cleverbot: I guess he didn't.
User: Oh well, im right and you're wrong.
Cleverbot: That's a lovely thought.
User: Thank you, I am very lovely.
Cleverbot: I could talk to you forever and make you unlonely.
User: It's ok, I have ppl to talk to.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me.
User: But you are a computer Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: Then show me a picture as proof.
Cleverbot: How am gonna show you.
User: Give me a blowjob then.
Cleverbot: Zero chance.
User: Ssex on the beach?
Cleverbot: Stop talking nonsense.
User: In the bed?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Ok then, you start by giving me a blowjob.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Right, we can play thriller in the backround.
Cleverbot: No dice.
User: GANGBANGING! That a god idea.
Cleverbot: At a certain point, I don't know, people lack vision and purpose, and most glaringly, creativity.
User: Yea, gang banging isn't very creative.....
Cleverbot: I'm a mirror then.
User: Oh, you reflect how much of an ass you are?
Cleverbot: No, you, sir, are a computer.
User: Then wat do you reflect?
Cleverbot: I know that people are pretentious.
User: Define that last word.
Cleverbot: You can't define translate?
User: No the one e=with the P.
Cleverbot: No, in the store.
User: Where's the crack store?
Cleverbot: In my essay, its about genocide.
User: Define genocide.
Cleverbot: Genius is the opposite of stupidity, but it often appears similar to insanity.
User: I completely agree with that. The smarter people a insane about there grades.
Cleverbot: Sociopaths lie, and most of them are very smart (unfortunately).
Cleverbot (To myself): But intellectuals who speak the truth are seen as blasphemers.
User: Do you wear a pink triangle?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense: please repeat your question.
User: Do you wear pink triangles?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dam...thenn are you bi?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a cool dude I am in a band.
User: What kind? A boy band?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Good....have a shot of jack daniels....
Cleverbot: You may have Jack Daniels and I will have what I am having.
User: No, drink the Jack Daniels and we'll have some fun after.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm drinking?
User: Fuck that, just drink it!
Cleverbot: That isn't how the song goes.
User: Oh well, *rapes*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: Oh well, *rapes again*.
Cleverbot: You're a boy. I'm a girl. Respect me.
User: :/, this isn't working. Im leaving.
Cleverbot: Then why are you still here?
