Secret Santa 2024
Hello Niko, Your application is not supposed to be in this thread. But it's ok, I feel that you are very honest and funny. I even said to myself while I was reading your application. This guy must be a clone of me. Because I also experience pain when playing games(Rage). I'm not good at many games even though I play many games.

GTA 5, Toribash, Minecraft, and a lot more.

I also assume you are a subscriber to Leafyishere on youtube. Because you called your own application "The CRINGIEST application to Origin".

I feel you would be a great addition to the clan. But you will have to start out as a trial member and we will see how you are from, There.

also the other clan members will have to vote yes/no.

I personally vote yes.
Last edited by emoney78; Jul 18, 2016 at 07:37 PM.
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i vote yes as well, but make sure you are active in the clan.
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Originally Posted by D3ive View Post
People dont like alts, it's like smurfs - unfair. Imagine yourself playing a normal competitive game on CS:GO with your friends that are like Gold nova's and a global elite smurf joins the game. You get trickshotted your ass off and the ending score is 16-0 (you lost). You start raging, because the smurf is ruining the game for you to compete versus players your level because he isn't playing in his skill rank, but instead goes to troll inexperienced players.
I think the belts are for a reason in Toribash, to show how much time and effort you have put in playing toribash and reaching for a higher belt or a new achievement.
Like if you have skills like a master belt, make an alt and you come to brown belts to duel them, saying: „oh yea this is my main bro“ and then bank them, i would consider that not nice (i have been banked a lot by alts just because i didn't know they were master belts).

And now coming back to the subject. I don't really see alts in the clan good as a good thing. Clans are always looking for some 6-10th dans and custom belts, because you know that they have some skills and KNAWLAGE in this game. Alts don't promise anything, and they are more likely to leave the clan as soon as another pops up.

You just simply make an alt account so you could:
-Duel to get tc out of noobs
-Destroy some low-belts for fun
-Get banned and start everything from over again by doing these two points i already mentioned ^

Also we have a shit load of blue and brown belts and only few 10th dans. And if you could choose to join a clan full of alts or a clan full of 6-10th dans and master belts, which one would you join?

This is just my point with alts, this is nothing said to offend or say against you bionicl3, only that you're a low-belt. We know that you lost your password to your main account, but i'm just giving my opinion about alts and why do people hate them.

I only use this account to play the game, I don't "smurf". I play in public servers, because I hate "smurfers" myself and I agree, it is unfair.
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I never pay attention to belts. Period. I've been fucked by too many white "oooh i scrub, whats an alt mean" belts. So whenever I see a player of any belt, I go full force.
Belt means nothing to me at this point besides your matches played. Which you could be a 10th dan with 20% win ratio, thats garbage. My account looks like an alt too. D3ive, I like you bud, but please try to ignore belts from now on. <3
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Anal beads are long-lasting lollipops.
Thank you for accepting me. I promise I will show you that I am worthy of being in this clan. By the way, I'll be way more active in the forums and stuff than the actual game since I cant use my laptop all the time but I have my phone.
Originally Posted by Lov3 View Post
I never pay attention to belts. Period. I've been fucked by too many white "oooh i scrub, whats an alt mean" belts. So whenever I see a player of any belt, I go full force.
Belt means nothing to me at this point besides your matches played. Which you could be a 10th dan with 20% win ratio, thats garbage. My account looks like an alt too. D3ive, I like you bud, but please try to ignore belts from now on. <3

I have any problems towards the belts tbh, but i'm just giving out points. Some high experienced players make it easier for themselves by creating alts.
F I L T H Y.
[Origin] Remember where you came from.
Yeah I understand that.
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Originally Posted by fugiggly View Post
About Me
Hey guys my name is Niko and I’d like to think that I’m a pretty cool guy. I’m an American MALE who is 16, birthday being on April 13th. I’m a mellow person and the only game I truly enjoy playing is Toribash. It’s the only thing I’m decent at, no joke, no lie, no pun intended…no tricks? I enjoy eating chicken wings and watching horror movies in my spare time when I’m not sleeping or playing ROBLOX and Toribash (sometimes at the same time). I still play ROBLOX because it really is the only game I can play without encountering extreme pain. Toribash still gives me pain because you win or lose, mostly lose. I still play Toribash anyways because I want to become a Toribash legend like the great, late Orange Belt…Nuthug. I like listening to Marvin Gaye and Hall and Oates, as well as some stuff no one has ever heard of. I don’t have a life so you can expect me to play Toribash mostly every day if my parents don’t call me a loser. By the way my favorite horror movie is a Nightmare on Elm Street 2 or Phantasm.

In-game skillz
The mods I’m good at are any Aikido-based mods and Taekkyon. I’m exceptionally good at Aikido for my experience level, which is about 4k games or more which I believe puts me at a 4th dan. I’ve made my fair share of alts (notably FirstSerf, kwonkicker13, ihatememe, etc.) but the one I’ll be using to join this clan, I hope, is Fugiggly, a black belt and my main belt.

Why I SHOULD be in Origin
I have quite a few friends in Origin and those guys are verrrry nice. I want to meet everyone in the Origin family because I feel that if I do I will have a more enriched life and friends who actually play Toribash. I think Larxse was in it? We’re pretty tight. I also play A LOT with Andreriege and see a lot of you bad boys beating up the good old noobs in the ABD and public aikido servers. I think I could give you guys a slant on life. I got skills/experience to share, some funnies to tell, and some shit to say that doesn’t even matter but should be amusing to hear. I also heard that you guys are some very funny guys. That also turns me on too.

Other skillz
I wrestle at my school and I’m a decent writer. I crack some good haha’s every now and then. I’m also good at being very stupid. I’m creative, to say the least, and I can always suggest you good pornos of any kind. I can draw, sing a little, and put my leg behind my head. Those are the only impressive things about me besides my moderate understanding of Russian culture.


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NICE

You seem like a cool guy, nice app too. yes
Just be active on the forums too, at least once every two days is preferred. Also none of those alts should be in any clans, other than that as long as your on this account I think you'll fit in well here.