Wow! I want some of that glue

lol


i used to take my matress off my bed and loodge down the stairs! lol

ok i got i good one that happened a
looooooo..... : ...oooooong time ago when i was like 3-5 or somen

first off...i used to share a room with my brother (who is 1 year older then me) and we had a bunk-bed which was up against the corner of 2 walls. we also had a little stool which was about a foot tall and had 2 steps (im sure you had one). any way i was on the bottem bunk and my brother was standing next to the stool in the middle of the room. I had some how managed to piss off my brother so much that he threw the stool at my head, me, seeing this, quickly pulled off some ninja matrix style shyt narely dogdeing it. it passed my head and hit the wall leaveing a fist sized hole. my dad came running in and we both just looked at him and he just shook his head and luaghed

You mean a fist sized hole/dent?

lol thx fixed it

ive got two..
one happened to me, nice short one...
I was in a lake with my friends, and we were playing i think dodgeball... in a lake, yeah i know. so we were really messing around with dodges and whatnot, having a good time, and i find myself alone against two guys. were doing all sorts of diving dodges, all sorts of things you would do in waist deep water while playing dodgeball... anyways, they throw, i dodge, throw back, they throw, i dodge again, and it goes on and on to the point of "wow... this is nuts... begginners luck" i was doing ridicoulously better than ive ever done. then, i got hit, got pissed, kicked what i thought was the sand at the bottom of the lake, hit a rock, broke a toe.... Hooray!
The really funny one happened to a friend of mine.
He was about 5 years old, was with his father, and was in new york somewhere. He saw a statue of a rhino, and started playing rhino... he then pawed the ground and charged, straight into the rhino horn, and cracked his skull open.
hes not much smarter nowadays either...

Hmm... I once had a dream that I came in here and pressed the lock button... but I'm very mean in my dreams...

Once, while standing in line at Arbys with my best friend and my girlfriend, my friend said something stupid, so i pretended to slap him. You know, where you hold up your hand and hit it to make the noise...? So anyway, i followed through a bit too much and slapped my girlfriend right in the face, and it wasnt lightly. Later that day, I was having something handed to me out of a window and my girlfriend walked up behind me, and without knowing she was there I grabbed the bag that was being handed to me and turned around, dropping my arms as i did so. As it turns out, her shoulder/neck area was in the path of my dropping elbow, and that one didnt connect lightly either :o

hey..
stop kicking your girl friend's ass..

And she hasn't left you yet? Lol After all those beatings?

Once, I laughed my ass of seeing some guys pissed off because I locked their favourite topic that they repeated the same story in hoping to get credits and become richer than me.