Originally Posted by Doxxy

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Originally Posted by Danzos

Fuck man
I was away for the whole day yesterday, 'cos i went to my friends place from school and then we went to the city and when i got home i had a fucking horrible headache and it was killin' me.
So yeah, sup?

Originally Posted by Alaistier

3stro, you need patience.

Originally Posted by Doxxy

Prepare to read the most epic story of your life ever in the history of awesome lol stories.

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<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
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<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy>  tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<JDoxxy> dude Ecko 
<JDoxxy> tell your dad
<JDoxxy> he won't make you pull down your pants
<Ecko> even worse though
<Ecko> cos he a guy
<Ecko> and i hate him
<JDoxxy> BE LIKE
<JDoxxy> YO
<JDoxxy> DAD GUY
<JDoxxy> go tell mom
<JDoxxy> that i
<JDoxxy> kind of
<JDoxxy> raped my asshole
<JDoxxy> with a pencil
<Ecko> holy shit i think im wearing his boxers
<Ecko> fml
<Focz> cmom eko, you raped your asshole with a mechanical pencil fr/
<JDoxxy> also if it's just bleeding your good, but if it's like pushing out blood hard then you hit something
<JDoxxy> also
<JDoxxy> i am trying to figure out
<JDoxxy> how did it go from your back pocket
<JDoxxy> to your ass
<Ecko> it was like gushing out blood earlier but it has stopped
<Ecko> also
<Ecko> .....
<Ecko> i have no idea
<Focz> hm
<Ecko> maybe in my back pocket it was at like an angle sticking out behind me
<Ecko> and i landed at just the right angle
<Focz> bad luck
<Ecko> def
<Focz> anyways, gtg
<JDoxxy> i think the worst pain i've ever had is when i took all the skin off my knees
<Focz> mom is here, have to run.
<Ecko> It hurts like hell but the bleeding has stopped, hope its ok in the morning
<MrPierce> Well that led in your ass can be bad
<Ecko> Also bye fox
<Focz> so, good luck echo, and bb guys.
<MrPierce> if it went in your blood
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<MrPierce> but you should poop it out just fine
<Ecko> Doxxy: did it feel like rape
<MrPierce> Ecko you should be fine was the tip broken off?
<Ecko> no, it came out the same way it went in
<MrPierce> then your fine
<Ecko> just there was some blood on it
<Ecko> ok
<MrPierce> that shit heals
<MrPierce> one time i sat on a nail
<JDoxxy> it feel like there as no skin on my knees
<Ecko> i hope it isnt too sore tomorrow, cos its running day in PE.
<MrPierce> Doxxy i have lost the skin on me elbows some of my face and i broke my left arm 3 times in my life<Ecko> Ive never broke a bone
<MrPierce> thats cuz you don't deside to get up and run off buildings for fun
<Ecko> well yeah
<JDoxxy> :U
<MrPierce> have you ever done a backflip in your life
<MrPierce> not in water
<Ecko> no
<Ecko> i cant jump without breaking things remember?
<MrPierce> o ya
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> cos its embarradsinbfg
<JDoxxy> you shall see
<MrPierce> do you mean embarrassing
<Ecko> yes
<MrPierce> so fucking what
<MrPierce> i had to get a std test
<MrPierce> they put this cue tip down my dick
<MrPierce> fucking hurt
<Ecko> so my dignity is worth more to me than my asshole
<Ecko> Also how
<MrPierce> Well this girl found out she had stds so i went to go get myself checked out
<MrPierce> Never get a std test it fucking hurts
<Ecko> idgaf about that, how did they get a cue tip into your dick
<Ecko> how
<MrPierce> ummm in the tip
<MrPierce> you take a pill get hard and they shove that sucker in there
<Ecko> you mean that hole thing? Its not even .6 cm big
<Ecko> liek
<Ecko> ewwww
<MrPierce> well ya all the way down the shaft 
<Ecko> omygod
<Ecko> wouldnt that like
<MrPierce> what
<Ecko> bleed and cause permanent damage and stuff
<MrPierce> No
<Ecko> :O
<MrPierce> its not like it can make you bleed
<MrPierce> Just you wont be able to piss for a few hours cuz of the pain
<Ecko> D::
<MrPierce> but after a day and some pain pills later you will be fine
<Ecko> ok i dont care if i have stds, or ever get them
<Ecko> no std test
<Ecko> evar
<Ecko> :(
<MrPierce> well there is other ways of a test but that way is the best
<Ecko> OH GOD NEEDLES INSTEAD OF CUE TIPS
<Ecko> eeeek
<Ecko> D:
<JDoxxy> this is taking so long
<JDoxxy> but
<JDoxxy> it shall be worht it
<JDoxxy> worth even
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl

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<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
* Focz|brb is now known as Focz
<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy>  tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl