Phoenix what I want you to do is go back to the first post on this thread and read it. Then I want you to read to post I made 3 days ago on this page. Then I want you to tell me why you are unfit to join our clan. Then please submit yourself into an establishment for the mentally challenged...

Hi Phoenix Clan, i like mods similar to aikido and judo, i would like to join your clan because i would like to be as helpful as i can to can clan because all the people in the phoenix clan that i know are really nice and helpful, and i would like to repay them and the clan, i will be following any rules i'am told to follow, and will not rage or be rude i will be very polite like any other Phoenix member, i think this is an amazing clan and i would really like to join it, i hope you will read and accept this because i really would like to join this clan, Thank you -Heighu010

To join the clan.
1. Learn to read.
2. Read this Goddard thread you mofo.

hello all Phoenix Clan members i would like to join your clan
i am a brown belt and i am equally good at all mods
i would appreciate it if you took my request into consideration

Please learn to fcking read.
Thank you.

Hi! My name is Dan! My fave mod has to be Mushu, my belt is blue! and my rank is 910k
I would really like to join coz i think this clan is really nice, it seems really cool! I know a variety of moves, and love to have a nice laugh in chat!
My in game thing is probs 6/10 whereas forum is 4/10

read the posts here. the ones in big bold writing. I am using all my self control not to become a thermonuclear explosion of condescending sarcastic rage.

You seem like a nice guy but you have failed our intelligence and attention test. If you can tell me why you failed and apologies well enough then I might still accept you but for now you have failed.

Hello my friends!
My name is Skajpaj, im brown belt player, i am good at wushu/mushu/judo/abd and any fun mods (like msds or jousting). You can easly find me in game on zbets or tbradio servers, also i play lot of singleplayer vs uke - practicing my moves. I dont speak english very well ;/. I am calm in game.
Thats it hope i can be one of the phoenix members ;)

sorry for invadin´,but proto knows me.
Anyways, how dumb can people be.

I just changed the first word in this quote to match the response proto would have for you, skaj.

Thank you Duck. I looked on my subscriptions and saw that you had posted here and (thinking you had posted an app) thought: "Darn it, I didn't realise you were stupid enough to make the same mistake as everyone else." I am glad that I wasn't forced to reject you on account of you never applying.

I wish I could automate this so anything posted by a non-clan member was responded to by a post saying what I have already said hundreds of times "read the bloody thread".