The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass, Twilight
awoke. T'was I'm a newb. Love Hollywood Undead. much random. w0w. So do I. Human centipede
attacks all things not covered in beans Monday though Friday and weekends too during passover.
Chicken is banned for indecent exposure. Tyler broke rules like a fegit

The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass, Twilight
awoke. T'was I'm a newb. Love Hollywood Undead. much random. w0w. So do I. Human centipede
attacks all things not covered in beans Monday though Friday and weekends too during passover.
Chicken is banned for indecent exposure. Tyler broke rules like a fegit. w0w much fegit

The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass, Twilight
awoke. T'was I'm a newb. Love Hollywood Undead. much random. w0w. So do I. Human centipede
attacks all things not covered in beans Monday though Friday and weekends too during passover.
Chicken is banned for indecent exposure. Tyler broke rules like a fegit. w0w much fegit. Twilight loves sex.

Well, it didn't say "Run!!" last night, so he must have edited it, or I didn't read it clearly, don't h4te me fore a mistake, yo, sorry about that lol ;p

Hi, let's start a new story now. That last one did weird things to weird parts of my body.

There was once

The young man felt very aroused when looking towards Twilight's sexy body as he sat on her lap. "I
want you having my babies.", she said. His wife stared horrified. "Linda! It's not... fifteen children... I...",
he stammered as Twilight kissed him."Please do not touch me Twilight." "But I love you, Risk.", she
moaned very quietly. "You're fucking disgusting in the bed, I hate you." Linda shouted hatefully.
"Yeah!", Twilight agreed. *Bang* shots were heard not far from where they were arguing. Scared, they
ran into the house quickly, as Risk grabbed the door and slammed it shut. If he knew the gunman was horny as Twilight he would've ran to his mullet-dresser. That's extremely irrelevant. Twilight moans
softly. Back on track, Twilight moans louder. Cascading solid proof on roofs, *poof*. Much duumb. w0w.
Tool sucks bootay;Soap sucks more than almost nothing. Twilight loves Risk. Twilight is horny. Twilight
loves sex with frogs. She showers with soap like everyone else. Bring forth the Sex God, Toolfree.
Twilight and Toolfree morph together into a three headed Shaq faced Dragon."You will never suck my
butt without asking first!" Then Risk said, donning his robes, "The fuck, I wanted noodles instead, you fat bastard!" Then Twilight stammered, "LUV ME SUM CORNCAKES AND PICKLES!" The shaqdragon
roared, "TWILIGHT YOU LITTLE SLUT. COME HERE!" Twilight screamed fearfully. Shaqdragon proceeded
to adorably hug Twilight and rape her, but suddenly Risk hugged Twilight because she was horny and
wanted to have babies already. So she grabbed her sex toy and fell asleep while being fucked very softly
in her sweet dreams.
"Sunlight streamed into the awkward moment." Makes no sense because Twilight doesn't like that stuff. She didn't realize how painful it was cubing onions... Wait, what? Anyway, back to Twilight, actually, no.
Swag. Back to Twilight, umm. No? Swag. Twilight IS swag. Risk slaps Twilight on the ass, Twilight
awoke. T'was I'm a newb. Love Hollywood Undead. much random. w0w. So do I. Human centipede
attacks all things not covered in beans Monday though Friday and weekends too during passover.
Chicken is banned for indecent exposure. Tyler broke rules like a fegit. w0w much fegit. Twilight loves sex.
The end.

Yeah, it was time to start a new one

There was once a very lonely

There was once a very lonely young man. He

There was once a very lonely young man. He loved sexting Twilight.

Can we keep this one serious please..

Okay, new story time again. I'll start.

God dammit Twilight