Originally Posted by CMon

Everyone knows the Rules of the Internet. (If not,

Rule 1: veb rules the universe as we know it.
Rule 1a: In the state of alcoholism, veb still runs the universe.
Rule 1b: In the case of not being right, veb is still right.
Rule 1c I: Banning veb means banning yourself.
Rule 1c II: Banning veb while he is in the state of alcoholism means banning yourself, and exposing the universe to a male anus.
Rule 1d: Everytime veb appears, it's awesome.
Rule 1e: veb can win a debate by writing "cocks".
Rule 1f: veb always has the last say in a debate. Anything stated after this is the beginning of a new debate.
Rule 1g: veb is pronounced "My-God"
Rule 1h: Pleading veb not to punish you will improve your odds by -6.
Rule 1i: If veb orders a Big-Mac at KFC, he'll get it.

Rule 5: There are no girls in Toribash.

Originally Posted by RobertGB

Chuck Norris rules the universe :b

Originally Posted by Cooh

Well .. I don't see why ignore this issue. But there are always some exceptions. So I suggest a re work the fifth rule.

Chuck Norris rules the universe :b

We have already determined Chuck Norris would be crushed into a pulp by the mere presence of veb by experimentation. Therefore, veb will always rule the universe.

Rule 1j: Compared to veb, Chuck Norris is nothing but a distorded sexual wart stuck on some broad's fanny...which is being fucked...by veb.