I got bored. Off to GW.
You: Oh hai.
Stranger: hello there
You: What's happening over at your place?
Stranger: well, I've had 3 hours sleep since tuesday.
You: Sounds nice. Mind if I come over? I could put you to sleep.
Stranger: you're gonna need some industrial strength sedatives.
Stranger: diazepam would be good ive been hallucinating and hearing voices i need to chill the fuck out
Stranger: im not even kidding about that
Stranger: seriously losing my mind here
You: You're not hallucinating. The world has come to an end. The apocalypse is near.
Stranger: i was crying earlier for no reason
Stranger: haha you sound like me.
You: Don't you realize?
You: I am you.
Stranger: the end is nigh, we're all doomed
Stranger: oh, you mean in that spiritual unity sense?
You: No
Stranger: we are all one with god yada yada
You: I'm actually you.
You: You're going to die very soon.
Stranger: soon is relative
You: As in, the next hour. I'll be visiting. Both of us can't exist.
Stranger: so are you like one of the daemons in the golden compass
You: You're going to die. Have fun.
You have disconnected.