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View Poll Results: What do you do when a bear attacks?
Suplex the bear
24 Votes / 42.86%
Play dead
3 Votes / 5.36%
Climb a tree
0 Votes / 0%
Shovel the bear out of the ring
10 Votes / 17.86%
Challenge the bear to fisticuffs
11 Votes / 19.64%
Call in air support
8 Votes / 14.29%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll
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Originally Posted by Fatulbrown View Post
Again i say No because you aren't 100% sure that it is dobbys fault

What if i say i was 100% sure it was dobbys fault? :>
Originally Posted by datbadass View Post
What gender are you: Male.
Do you understand how to work an oven: Yes.
If you have an exceptionaly delectable cookie recipe that you think we may find useful please explain the ingredients and cooking process: Add "Tonic" to "danone".
What merit badges have you attained so far and what merit badges do you plan on working for:Climbing a wall.
Is it dobbys fault: Ask him.
Do you have any special expertise such as braiding hair, baking or sowing: No.
Rewrite Abraham Lincolns famous speach as a incredibly descriptive recipe to bake our world renowned Wood Elf™ cookies: No.
Why the fuck do you want to join a cookie-themed clan anyway: Because I like coukies and I want to be with people who like it as well.

This is not a question.
It's quite amazing how you three say "No" when it comes to Abe'a speech. No to you all.
Clan League 2013 & 2019 Champion
Praise BONDarenko
I'm coming to the assumption that the only people worthy of joining are people that are invited, not applied.
Oh, no! It's him! Goblin!
All of you, no hard feelings, but Sirl has the right of it. Truthfully the application is simply a formality, hence the ridiculous questions. If you are well known among the clan or do something to catch the eye of either Orko or Me then you have a much higher chance of acceptance than if you simply appear out of the blue. Not to sound elitist, but this is a close knit group of people, and randoms (well established or not) have a very low chance to get in.
Preposterously dank.
Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
All of you, no hard feelings, but Sirl has the right of it. Truthfully the application is simply a formality, hence the ridiculous questions. If you are well known among the clan or do something to catch the eye of either Orko or Me then you have a much higher chance of acceptance than if you simply appear out of the blue. Not to sound elitist, but this is a close knit group of people, and randoms (well established or not) have a very low chance to get in.

No, don't feel elitist. When I was the leader of Chess we wouldn't accept anyone. We were all friends who Skype together, play Steam together, etc. We were bros. If you were friends of us, you're welcome to join.

TGS is like that.
Oh, no! It's him! Goblin!