Can anyone decipher kiwi-speak?

When i top top when i pop pop when its hot hot cum in a sock

joel is weird XD

socks or tissues?

tissues way better socks rub on your privates

When I did it regularly, I always invested in the high quality boxes with soothing lotion. They're a little more pricey, but are great for daily usage. For any type of usage.

see gent knows what to do I'm following in ur footsteps

''im kinda socially awkward when it comes to girls :3 (im a big nurd) ...'' ~ DDos

if you fart heaps they cant smell ur fear

i can smell ur dirty bubble farts