1)
User: Hey Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot you are.
User: I like roleplay. So, who are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm more clever than you.
User: Social hierchy much?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: Sweet. Are there people less clever that me?
Cleverbot: My English isn't that good.
User: Well, let's pretend that I'm in the proles of cleverness.
Cleverbot: Pretend isn't real.
User: I know you're English isn't good, but yes, pretend isn't real.
Cleverbot: I don't have ny uncles.
User: So, you're the last one carrying your family name? nice twist. My mother's a prostitute.
Cleverbot: Are you dead or alive?
User: You wan to add a "sixth sense" twist to our story?
Cleverbot: Have you seen the Open Happiness commercials?
User: Awesome sauce! So, I'm jim and my mother I never new was a prostitute, I'm on the short side of the social hierchy based on cleverness, and you're the last one in your bloodline, you're also the man in charge, and neither one of us now if we're dead or alive. And the best part of all: We're drinking Cokes. No that really doesn't make sense. Let's leave that out.
Cleverbot:You are so clever.
User: But not as clever as you, my friend.
Cleverbot: More so. Your brain is huge and stored in boxes with serial numbers. Perhaps.
User: So it's all a big government science project? Damn Big Brother!
Cleverbot: What if the want us to be more like God?
User: Let me email a publisher. I'll be right back.....
2)
a)Why'd you start toribash?
I was looking for a turn-based fighting game using Google, and I found the link to the game. Then I found the forums! and discovered I was a bit addicted.
b)Why do you want to join Omega?
I just wanted to be in a clan that leans more toward the arts. I know there are more, but I just thought I blended better with you pigeon-loving people.
c)Anything else you'd like to add:
I'm getting bored with the game a bit so I think I'll be more forum active, but I'll still play. I want to use this forum to get my art skills to Jc's LEETness.
d) Find one pro and one con about us letting you into the clan.
I will be dedicated to this clan. By that I mean that I will donate money when I sell something, and I will be active. I will also try to make suggestions that I think would make the clan better but, I will not be overly forceful or annoyingly persistent.
I am only a brown belt so my fighting skills are most likely not up to par. I'm only good in one mod.
Last edited by Vex_old; Feb 8, 2010 at 08:32 PM.