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<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
* Focz|brb is now known as Focz
<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy> tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<JDoxxy> dude Ecko
<JDoxxy> tell your dad
<JDoxxy> he won't make you pull down your pants
<Ecko> even worse though
<Ecko> cos he a guy
<Ecko> and i hate him
<JDoxxy> BE LIKE
<JDoxxy> YO
<JDoxxy> DAD GUY
<JDoxxy> go tell mom
<JDoxxy> that i
<JDoxxy> kind of
<JDoxxy> raped my asshole
<JDoxxy> with a pencil
<Ecko> holy shit i think im wearing his boxers
<Ecko> fml
<Focz> cmom eko, you raped your asshole with a mechanical pencil fr/
<JDoxxy> also if it's just bleeding your good, but if it's like pushing out blood hard then you hit something
<JDoxxy> also
<JDoxxy> i am trying to figure out
<JDoxxy> how did it go from your back pocket
<JDoxxy> to your ass
<Ecko> it was like gushing out blood earlier but it has stopped
<Ecko> also
<Ecko> .....
<Ecko> i have no idea
<Focz> hm
<Ecko> maybe in my back pocket it was at like an angle sticking out behind me
<Ecko> and i landed at just the right angle
<Focz> bad luck
<Ecko> def
<Focz> anyways, gtg
<JDoxxy> i think the worst pain i've ever had is when i took all the skin off my knees
<Focz> mom is here, have to run.
<Ecko> It hurts like hell but the bleeding has stopped, hope its ok in the morning
<MrPierce> Well that led in your ass can be bad
<Ecko> Also bye fox
<Focz> so, good luck echo, and bb guys.
<MrPierce> if it went in your blood
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<MrPierce> but you should poop it out just fine
<Ecko> Doxxy: did it feel like rape
<MrPierce> Ecko you should be fine was the tip broken off?
<Ecko> no, it came out the same way it went in
<MrPierce> then your fine
<Ecko> just there was some blood on it
<Ecko> ok
<MrPierce> that shit heals
<MrPierce> one time i sat on a nail
<JDoxxy> it feel like there as no skin on my knees
<Ecko> i hope it isnt too sore tomorrow, cos its running day in PE.
<MrPierce> Doxxy i have lost the skin on me elbows some of my face and i broke my left arm 3 times in my life<Ecko> Ive never broke a bone
<MrPierce> thats cuz you don't deside to get up and run off buildings for fun
<Ecko> well yeah
<JDoxxy> :U
<MrPierce> have you ever done a backflip in your life
<MrPierce> not in water
<Ecko> no
<Ecko> i cant jump without breaking things remember?
<MrPierce> o ya
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> cos its embarradsinbfg
<JDoxxy> you shall see
<MrPierce> do you mean embarrassing
<Ecko> yes
<MrPierce> so fucking what
<MrPierce> i had to get a std test
<MrPierce> they put this cue tip down my dick
<MrPierce> fucking hurt
<Ecko> so my dignity is worth more to me than my asshole
<Ecko> Also how
<MrPierce> Well this girl found out she had stds so i went to go get myself checked out
<MrPierce> Never get a std test it fucking hurts
<Ecko> idgaf about that, how did they get a cue tip into your dick
<Ecko> how
<MrPierce> ummm in the tip
<MrPierce> you take a pill get hard and they shove that sucker in there
<Ecko> you mean that hole thing? Its not even .6 cm big
<Ecko> liek
<Ecko> ewwww
<MrPierce> well ya all the way down the shaft
<Ecko> omygod
<Ecko> wouldnt that like
<MrPierce> what
<Ecko> bleed and cause permanent damage and stuff
<MrPierce> No
<Ecko> :O
<MrPierce> its not like it can make you bleed
<MrPierce> Just you wont be able to piss for a few hours cuz of the pain
<Ecko> D::
<MrPierce> but after a day and some pain pills later you will be fine
<Ecko> ok i dont care if i have stds, or ever get them
<Ecko> no std test
<Ecko> evar
<Ecko> :(
<MrPierce> well there is other ways of a test but that way is the best
<Ecko> OH GOD NEEDLES INSTEAD OF CUE TIPS
<Ecko> eeeek
<Ecko> D:
<JDoxxy> this is taking so long
<JDoxxy> but
<JDoxxy> it shall be worht it
<JDoxxy> worth even
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl
Short version
<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
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<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy> tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl
/invade
Holy shit.... I have to try that right now
Prepare to read the most epic story of your life ever in the history of awesome lol stories.
Full version
<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
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<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy> tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<JDoxxy> dude Ecko
<JDoxxy> tell your dad
<JDoxxy> he won't make you pull down your pants
<Ecko> even worse though
<Ecko> cos he a guy
<Ecko> and i hate him
<JDoxxy> BE LIKE
<JDoxxy> YO
<JDoxxy> DAD GUY
<JDoxxy> go tell mom
<JDoxxy> that i
<JDoxxy> kind of
<JDoxxy> raped my asshole
<JDoxxy> with a pencil
<Ecko> holy shit i think im wearing his boxers
<Ecko> fml
<Focz> cmom eko, you raped your asshole with a mechanical pencil fr/
<JDoxxy> also if it's just bleeding your good, but if it's like pushing out blood hard then you hit something
<JDoxxy> also
<JDoxxy> i am trying to figure out
<JDoxxy> how did it go from your back pocket
<JDoxxy> to your ass
<Ecko> it was like gushing out blood earlier but it has stopped
<Ecko> also
<Ecko> .....
<Ecko> i have no idea
<Focz> hm
<Ecko> maybe in my back pocket it was at like an angle sticking out behind me
<Ecko> and i landed at just the right angle
<Focz> bad luck
<Ecko> def
<Focz> anyways, gtg
<JDoxxy> i think the worst pain i've ever had is when i took all the skin off my knees
<Focz> mom is here, have to run.
<Ecko> It hurts like hell but the bleeding has stopped, hope its ok in the morning
<MrPierce> Well that led in your ass can be bad
<Ecko> Also bye fox
<Focz> so, good luck echo, and bb guys.
<MrPierce> if it went in your blood
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<MrPierce> but you should poop it out just fine
<Ecko> Doxxy: did it feel like rape
<MrPierce> Ecko you should be fine was the tip broken off?
<Ecko> no, it came out the same way it went in
<MrPierce> then your fine
<Ecko> just there was some blood on it
<Ecko> ok
<MrPierce> that shit heals
<MrPierce> one time i sat on a nail
<JDoxxy> it feel like there as no skin on my knees
<Ecko> i hope it isnt too sore tomorrow, cos its running day in PE.
<MrPierce> Doxxy i have lost the skin on me elbows some of my face and i broke my left arm 3 times in my life<Ecko> Ive never broke a bone
<MrPierce> thats cuz you don't deside to get up and run off buildings for fun
<Ecko> well yeah
<JDoxxy> :U
<MrPierce> have you ever done a backflip in your life
<MrPierce> not in water
<Ecko> no
<Ecko> i cant jump without breaking things remember?
<MrPierce> o ya
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> cos its embarradsinbfg
<JDoxxy> you shall see
<MrPierce> do you mean embarrassing
<Ecko> yes
<MrPierce> so fucking what
<MrPierce> i had to get a std test
<MrPierce> they put this cue tip down my dick
<MrPierce> fucking hurt
<Ecko> so my dignity is worth more to me than my asshole
<Ecko> Also how
<MrPierce> Well this girl found out she had stds so i went to go get myself checked out
<MrPierce> Never get a std test it fucking hurts
<Ecko> idgaf about that, how did they get a cue tip into your dick
<Ecko> how
<MrPierce> ummm in the tip
<MrPierce> you take a pill get hard and they shove that sucker in there
<Ecko> you mean that hole thing? Its not even .6 cm big
<Ecko> liek
<Ecko> ewwww
<MrPierce> well ya all the way down the shaft
<Ecko> omygod
<Ecko> wouldnt that like
<MrPierce> what
<Ecko> bleed and cause permanent damage and stuff
<MrPierce> No
<Ecko> :O
<MrPierce> its not like it can make you bleed
<MrPierce> Just you wont be able to piss for a few hours cuz of the pain
<Ecko> D::
<MrPierce> but after a day and some pain pills later you will be fine
<Ecko> ok i dont care if i have stds, or ever get them
<Ecko> no std test
<Ecko> evar
<Ecko> :(
<MrPierce> well there is other ways of a test but that way is the best
<Ecko> OH GOD NEEDLES INSTEAD OF CUE TIPS
<Ecko> eeeek
<Ecko> D:
<JDoxxy> this is taking so long
<JDoxxy> but
<JDoxxy> it shall be worht it
<JDoxxy> worth even
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl
Short version
<Ecko> I just went through
<Ecko> the most goddqmn pain
<Ecko> i have been in
<Ecko> in a long time
<Ecko> So i got a glass of milk from the kitchen
<Ecko> I come back to my roon
<Ecko> room
<Ecko> and sorta jump on my bed
<Ecko> well
<Ecko> I had a pencil in my pocket
<Ecko> and it ripped through my pants abd underwear
<JDoxxy> oh my
<JDoxxy> did it go in your back or something?
<Ecko> it went so far up my ass i have been bleeding for the past 10 minutes
<JDoxxy> lol
<Ecko> srs
<Ecko> not even jokinh
<JDoxxy> you betetr make sure all the led is out
<Ecko> pointy side too
<JDoxxy> get the led outta your ass
<JDoxxy> no but seriously
<JDoxxy> you can get posioned from led
<JDoxxy> being in your blood
<Ecko> i dont think i can walk anymore, i turned a white cloth red
<JDoxxy> poisioneddres
<JDoxxy> sdonesd
<JDoxxy> fuck it
<Ecko> like completely
<JDoxxy> you'll live
<Ecko> It hurts
<Ecko> a lot
<Ecko> :((
<Ecko> i feel violated
<JDoxxy> how far did it go in
<Ecko> probably like 3/4 the pencil
<Ecko> was in my ass
<JDoxxy> was it in the cheek or the actually hole
<JDoxxy> actual
<Ecko> but me jumping onto the bed made it worse
<Ecko> hole
<Ecko> ;_;
<JDoxxy> Doxxy in real life justn ow "hohohohohahahahaha my god"
<Ecko> ....:(
<JDoxxy> you probably just scraped something
* Focz|brb is now known as Focz
<Ecko> like
<Ecko> my intestines or something maybe
<Focz> :o
<JDoxxy> trust me
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<JDoxxy> your good
<JDoxxy> unless
<JDoxxy> it was freshly sharpend
<Ecko> it was a mechanical pencil
<JDoxxy> fff
<Focz> laughing.
<Ecko> goddamnit focz
<Focz> :<
<Ecko> im in a lot of pain
<Ecko> :'c
<JDoxxy> did you tell your mom?
<Ecko> wat no
<Focz> do it
<Focz> :/
<JDoxxy> "mom, i jsut shoved a pencil in my ass, wutdo"
<JDoxxy> gogogo
<Focz> yes
<Ecko> how could i tell my mom i accidently raped my asshole with a pencil
<Ecko> well
<JDoxxy> tell her like you told me
<Ecko> without sounding so damn erotic
<JDoxxy> i had a pencil in my back pocket
<JDoxxy> and jumped on the bed
<Focz> it isn't that shamefull
<JDoxxy> then got raped
<Focz> shameful*
<Ecko> she'll make me like
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> i aint
<Ecko> gonna
<Ecko> pull down my pants
<Ecko> ever
<Focz> but it can be a big problem echo
<Focz> :/
<Focz> srsly.
<Ecko> i will wait for it to get bad before talking to anyone aboutit
<Ecko> brb bathroon
<Ecko> proof: my broken ass
<Ecko> ;~;
<JDoxxy> hahaha
<JDoxxy> rofl
<MrPierce> :I
<JDoxxy> my laugh just now
<JDoxxy> it was like two haha's
<JDoxxy> then
<JDoxxy> like a really long ha that transformed into a squil
<Ecko> :'(
<Ecko> Oh god
<Ecko> I moved my legs
<Ecko> And one of my feet rolled over my pencil
<MrPierce> so
<Ecko> and i nearly shat bloody brix
<Ecko> ;_;
<MrPierce> stop crying over rape
<MrPierce> also whould you not pull down your pants if you mom asked cuz she has seen you naked before
<JDoxxy> oh god
<JDoxxy> i have
<JDoxxy> the best idea
<MrPierce> what is this idea
<Ecko> Im never going to forget this night aaaaafjkdrdc
<JDoxxy> Ecko, http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz173/doxsez/soonlol.png
<Ecko> oh god rofl
Cleverly disguised kidnapping and anal probing perpetrated by a vast race of alien lizards.
I was thinking... but I am a bit too drunk to think strait so... idk. Also, no underage consumption of alcohol. Wait your damn turn like the rest of us.
/allied invasion [I know I don't need these but oh well.]
Hello, members of Business. I am an ally of yours, and I'm bored. How are all of you doing on this lovely evening / morning depending on your time zone?
/allied invasion
Have you ever licked Nutella off of a penis?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I love you, MocroGunz.