HTOTM: FUSION
Pretty sure I just had the greatestesver.sfga

Yolo code:
[23:12] == Hattersin [[email protected]] has joined #nao
[23:12] <Hattersin> Damnit
[23:12] <Hattersin> Who is this
[23:12] <Hattersin> what am i
[23:12] <~Arthur> you are
[23:12] <Hattersin> WHERE AM I
[23:12] <~Arthur> a
[23:12] <~Arthur> hush now, my friend
[23:12] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:12] <~Arthur> calm down
[23:13] <~Arthur> breathe some of this thing
[23:13] <Hattersin> -sits down-
[23:13] * Arthur gives a bottle with a suspicious liquid in it
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at bottle-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at Arthur-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at ethereal soup dimension-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -drinks liqiud-
[23:14] <~Arthur> I SAID TO SNIFF IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> NOT DRINK IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> ARGH
[23:14] <~Arthur> WHY
[23:14] <~Arthur> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[23:14] <~Arthur> GODDAMNIT
[23:14] <~Arthur> IT COST ME A FORTUNE
[23:14] <~Arthur> D:<
[23:15] <Hattersin> ohdamnitimsorryD8
[23:15] <~Arthur> nah
[23:15] <~Arthur> You'll die pretty soon
[23:15] <~Arthur> anyways
[23:15] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:15] <~Arthur> wait
[23:15] <~Arthur> either you go to sleep
[23:15] <~Arthur> or die
[23:15] <~Arthur> either way
[23:15] <~Arthur> you'll die
[23:15] <~Arthur> I need to get the damn money back
[23:16] <~Arthur> I hope your intestines are worth enough!
[23:16] <~Arthur> They better be!
[23:16] <~Arthur> >_>
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -burps unicorn feces-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries a lot-
[23:16] <~Arthur> ._.
[23:17] <~Arthur> well, that was... unexpected
[23:17] <~Arthur> unicorn feces...
[23:17] <~Arthur> Hmm
[23:17] <~Arthur> smells like rainbows
[23:17] <Hattersin> That's what she s-pukes-
[23:18] <Hattersin> SAVE ME 8'O
[23:18] <~Arthur> nah
[23:18] <~Arthur> I still need to get money from you
[23:18] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:18] <~Arthur> All I wanted to do is make you calm down
[23:18] <~Arthur> and possibly get to sleep
[23:18] <~Arthur> but NOOOOOOOO
[23:19] <~Arthur> You HAD to drink it!
[23:19] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:19] <~Arthur> Now.
[23:19] <~Arthur> How am I going to steal kids without my magical sleeping-thing?
[23:19] <~Arthur> ;-;
[23:19] <Hattersin> what what :o
[23:20] <~Arthur> You drank it all!
[23:20] <Hattersin> You're the kid-stealer?
[23:20] <Hattersin> that everyone is talking about?
[23:20] <Hattersin> Aka
[23:20] <~Arthur> now I won't be able to get kids
[23:20] <Hattersin> Kid-Theftior? 8o
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:20] <~Arthur> huhlol
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:21] <Hattersin> dayum
[23:22] <Hattersin> I remember now
[23:22] <Hattersin> I came
[23:22] <Hattersin> to give you this letter :o
[23:22] <~Arthur> Ew
[23:22] <~Arthur> oh
[23:22] <~Arthur> Okay
[23:22] <Hattersin> -hands over unicorn-feces-stained letter
[23:22] * Arthur opens
[23:23] * Arthur looks at the letter
[23:24] <~Arthur> what
[23:24] <~Arthur> I...
[23:24] <~Arthur> no...
[23:24] <~Arthur> it can't be...
[23:24] <Hattersin> DICKBUTT
[23:24] <Hattersin> -dies-
[23:24] <~Arthur> ahaha
PM me with any and all questions

god wtf bump this thread
Originally Posted by Kaneki333 View Post
I'm Brazilian, i'm alredy fucked every day i wake up

I understand code:
[20:21] <Dscigs> Why do you hate me
[20:21] <Fish> uhh
[20:21] <Fish> what
[20:21] <Fish> who are you?
[20:21] <Dscigs> Batman
[20:21] <Fish> batman isn't even that good a superhero
[20:22] <Dscigs> How so>
[20:22] <Fish> well for starters
[20:22] <Fish> superman can fly
[20:22] <Fish> and he's bullet proof
[20:22] <Dscigs> Batman has a cape that enables him to fly
[20:22] <Fish> same with iron man
[20:22] <Dscigs> and he has some sort of titanium armor
[20:22] <Dscigs> and a batcave
[20:23] <Fish> k
[20:24] <Dscigs> Right so, back to my original questin
[20:24] <Dscigs> Why do you hate me?
[20:24] <Fish> I don't hate you because I've never even met you before
[20:24] <Fish> also there's not really anyone in toribash that I hate in the way which you may be referring to
[20:25] <Fish> like most staff members, we only hate it when people do stupid stuff
[20:25] <Dscigs> hmmm
[20:25] <Dscigs> that explains so much
[20:25] <Dscigs> including this
[20:25] <Dscigs> [URL]http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=18047[/URL]
[20:26] <Fish> do you think I'm veb?
[20:26] <Dscigs> no
[20:26] <Dscigs> I thought you were mocking me
[20:27] <Fish> I have no clue what you're talking about
[20:27] <Fish> I usually just mock my friends
[20:28] <Dscigs> I thought you were laughing at me because I got banned for being curious about the login_to_this_account_if_you_want_to_be_banned
[20:28] <Fish> hahahaha
[20:28] <Fish> idiot
[20:28] <Dscigs> I was curious about what would happen
[20:28] <Fish> how is it not obvious
[20:28] <Dscigs> I assumed it was a joke
[20:28] <Fish> yah
[20:28] <Fish> it was
[20:28] <Dscigs> before I saw all the people who went before me
[20:28] <Fish> it's also an honest username
[20:29] <Dscigs> I didn't think I would actually have gotten banned for typing that in and putting boobies as the password
[20:29] <Dscigs> c:
[20:29] <Fish> that's not even close to what the real password is
[20:29] <Fish> no wonder you got banned
[20:30] <Dscigs> It was not a serious attempt
[20:30] <Fish> even then, if I make a system which bans anyone and everyone, it doesn't mean I hate you as an individual. That's a really stupid way of thinking
[20:30] <Fish> far too self centered
[20:30] <Dscigs> I thought you hated me because you were laughing
[20:31] <Fish> perhaps where you're going wrong here is, thinking I actually recognise you
[20:31] <Fish> I don't
[20:31] <Fish> we've only just barely met
[20:31] <Fish> as far as I know at least
[20:32] <Fish> you've only been banned for it once
[20:32] <Fish> I laugh more that the guys who do it twice
[20:33] <Dscigs> then again it was the middle of the night when that happened
[20:34] <Dscigs> and I was highly disoriented
[20:34] <Dscigs> and that's alrite

I finally understand that Fish doesn't hate me.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
|Replay|ORMO|
Dude, ofc he hates you. He just doesn't want to tell you


Originally Posted by Fish
Originally Posted by Hattersin
Originally Posted by Fish
Originally Posted by Hattersin

I'm fucking done man :(


why do you insist on peeling from the wrong end...

That's how Jesus would do it. Bananas was created with a handle for you to use it.

and he made monkeys who are better at peeling bananas without using the handle

monkeys 1, hattersin 0


Originally Posted by Fish
I also totally hate Dscigs

Last edited by Hattersin; Jun 30, 2013 at 04:17 AM.
PM me with any and all questions
Freelancer-can't-stand-swag code:
[01:01] <Hattersin> Greetings traveler.
[01:01] <Hattersin> You look like a strong nord.
[01:02] <Hattersin> Would you dare fight me, first to 10, in Taekkyon?
[01:02] <Hattersin> Winner gets to decide the losers signature for one week.
[01:13] <Erth> hi, sorry was playing tetris
[01:13] <Hattersin> oh, that's a valid reason, dw
[01:16] <Erth> as for your tk thingy
[01:16] <Erth> er
[01:16] <Erth> sure why not
[01:16] <Erth> I'm a tad rusty
[01:16] <Hattersin> Cool.
[01:16] <Hattersin> I've never played it, I just know you do
[01:16] <Erth> that is to say, I've not played properly in a little while
[01:17] <Hattersin> Jo pants then


You can guess the outcome..
PM me with any and all questions
skype in a nutshell code:
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[10:58:04 PM] Demini Sekkusu: xD
[10:58:12 PM] q :ᴅ: so is echoforce
[10:58:12 PM] q :ᴅ: woop
[10:58:13 PM] q :ᴅ: wop
[10:58:13 PM] q :ᴅ: wopopw
[10:58:15 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
[10:58:17 PM] Internet: wop
[10:58:18 PM] q :ᴅ: NOW LEMME SEE YOU WOP
[10:58:19 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
[10:58:19 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
[10:58:20 PM] Mud.: WOP WOP WOP WOP
[10:58:20 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
[10:58:20 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
[10:58:21 PM] q :ᴅ: WOP
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[10:58:25 PM] Demini Sekkusu: what a suprise internet
[10:58:27 PM] PlataBear: NO
[10:58:31 PM] PlataBear: NOT THE WOPING
[10:58:38 PM] PlataBear: NO MORE WOPING
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[10:58:42 PM] q :ᴅ: ALL
[10:58:43 PM] q :ᴅ: THE WOPING
[10:58:47 PM] Demini Sekkusu: WOP.
[10:58:47 PM] Mud.: Mud. WOP WOP WOP WOP


[10:59:25 PM] Austin :ᴅ: wop wop wop wop
Originally Posted by Kaneki333 View Post
I'm Brazilian, i'm alredy fucked every day i wake up

hue code:
Im a proud USA Navy Cadet now!
[4:58:08 PM] PlataBear Bear: It's deak
[4:58:10 PM] PlataBear Bear: Run
[4:58:14 PM] Truly solax: ._.
[4:58:15 PM] Truly solax: wot
[4:58:18 PM] PlataBear Bear: THAT'S NOT A REAL PERSON
[4:58:22 PM] Truly solax: dude
[4:58:26 PM] PlataBear Bear: IT'S DEAK IN DISGUSE
[4:58:27 PM] Truly solax: im not deaking
[4:58:30 PM] PlataBear Bear: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[4:58:31 PM] Truly solax: its just nrotc
[4:58:35 PM] PlataBear Bear: FLEE THE CHAT
[4:58:39 PM] Truly solax: ;c
[4:58:45 PM] Truly solax: y u no proud
[4:59:05 PM] PlataBear Bear: NEXT THING WE KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE SENDING US RANDOM RUSSIAN LINKS CONTAINING VIRUSES
[4:59:11 PM] PlataBear Bear: I keed
[4:59:13 PM] PlataBear Bear: lel
[4:59:29 PM] Internet: PLATABEAR OF THE FUTURE
[4:59:33 PM] PlataBear Bear: WHAT
[4:59:44 PM] Internet: PLATABEAR THE TIME TRAVELER
[4:59:54 PM] Internet: PWR IS CLEARLY DEAK
[5:00:00 PM] Internet: FROM THE PAST
[5:00:00 PM] PlataBear Bear: YES HE IS
[5:00:38 PM] PlataBear Bear: HOW MANY FAKE BLACK GIRLFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT'VE BEEN RAPED IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO DO ANYTHING
[5:00:52 PM] PlataBear Bear: AND YOU WERE SITTING THERE CRYING ABOUT A MT. DEW
[5:00:58 PM] PlataBear Bear: ?????
[5:01:00 PM] Internet: DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE SHARE BOOZE WITH CATS?
[5:01:09 PM] Truly solax: im scared now
[5:01:11 PM] PlataBear Bear: AND MARAJUWANA
[5:01:22 PM] PlataBear Bear: LOTS OF THE MARAJEWANNA
[5:01:39 PM] Internet: ALL OF THE MERRYJEWANNA
[5:01:46 PM] PlataBear Bear: YES
[5:01:50 PM] Truly solax: dude
[5:01:52 PM] PlataBear Bear: YOU'RE LIKE TRIPSTONE
[5:01:53 PM] PlataBear Bear: BUT
[5:01:58 PM] PlataBear Bear: NOT TRIPSTONE
[5:02:01 PM] Truly solax: im not actually enlisted :c
[5:02:05 PM] Truly solax: just a cadet
[5:02:09 PM] Truly solax: chill
[5:02:14 PM | Edited 5:02:17 PM] PlataBear Bear: IT'S DEAK
[5:02:27 PM] PlataBear Bear: DEAK IS BAK
[5:02:31 PM] PlataBear Bear: FLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My signature was too long so I got this pretty rainbow here instead now. Isn't it nice? This is a nice rainbow.

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