[23:12] == Hattersin [[email protected]] has joined #nao
[23:12] <Hattersin> Damnit
[23:12] <Hattersin> Who is this
[23:12] <Hattersin> what am i
[23:12] <~Arthur> you are
[23:12] <Hattersin> WHERE AM I
[23:12] <~Arthur> a
[23:12] <~Arthur> hush now, my friend
[23:12] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:12] <~Arthur> calm down
[23:13] <~Arthur> breathe some of this thing
[23:13] <Hattersin> -sits down-
[23:13] * Arthur gives a bottle with a suspicious liquid in it
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at bottle-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at Arthur-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -looks at ethereal soup dimension-
[23:13] <Hattersin> -drinks liqiud-
[23:14] <~Arthur> I SAID TO SNIFF IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> NOT DRINK IT
[23:14] <~Arthur> ARGH
[23:14] <~Arthur> WHY
[23:14] <~Arthur> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[23:14] <~Arthur> GODDAMNIT
[23:14] <~Arthur> IT COST ME A FORTUNE
[23:14] <~Arthur> D:<
[23:15] <Hattersin> ohdamnitimsorryD8
[23:15] <~Arthur> nah
[23:15] <~Arthur> You'll die pretty soon
[23:15] <~Arthur> anyways
[23:15] <Hattersin> ._.
[23:15] <~Arthur> wait
[23:15] <~Arthur> either you go to sleep
[23:15] <~Arthur> or die
[23:15] <~Arthur> either way
[23:15] <~Arthur> you'll die
[23:15] <~Arthur> I need to get the damn money back
[23:16] <~Arthur> I hope your intestines are worth enough!
[23:16] <~Arthur> They better be!
[23:16] <~Arthur> >_>
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -burps unicorn feces-
[23:16] <Hattersin> -cries a lot-
[23:16] <~Arthur> ._.
[23:17] <~Arthur> well, that was... unexpected
[23:17] <~Arthur> unicorn feces...
[23:17] <~Arthur> Hmm
[23:17] <~Arthur> smells like rainbows
[23:17] <Hattersin> That's what she s-pukes-
[23:18] <Hattersin> SAVE ME 8'O
[23:18] <~Arthur> nah
[23:18] <~Arthur> I still need to get money from you
[23:18] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:18] <~Arthur> All I wanted to do is make you calm down
[23:18] <~Arthur> and possibly get to sleep
[23:18] <~Arthur> but NOOOOOOOO
[23:19] <~Arthur> You HAD to drink it!
[23:19] <~Arthur> >:C
[23:19] <~Arthur> Now.
[23:19] <~Arthur> How am I going to steal kids without my magical sleeping-thing?
[23:19] <~Arthur> ;-;
[23:19] <Hattersin> what what :o
[23:20] <~Arthur> You drank it all!
[23:20] <Hattersin> You're the kid-stealer?
[23:20] <Hattersin> that everyone is talking about?
[23:20] <Hattersin> Aka
[23:20] <~Arthur> now I won't be able to get kids
[23:20] <Hattersin> Kid-Theftior? 8o
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:20] <~Arthur> huhlol
[23:20] <~Arthur> ok
[23:21] <Hattersin> dayum
[23:22] <Hattersin> I remember now
[23:22] <Hattersin> I came
[23:22] <Hattersin> to give you this letter :o
[23:22] <~Arthur> Ew
[23:22] <~Arthur> oh
[23:22] <~Arthur> Okay
[23:22] <Hattersin> -hands over unicorn-feces-stained letter
[23:22] * Arthur opens
[23:23] * Arthur looks at the letter
[23:24] <~Arthur> what
[23:24] <~Arthur> I...
[23:24] <~Arthur> no...
[23:24] <~Arthur> it can't be...
[23:24] <Hattersin> DICKBUTT
[23:24] <Hattersin> -dies-
[23:24] <~Arthur> ahaha
[20:21] <Dscigs> Why do you hate me
[20:21] <Fish> uhh
[20:21] <Fish> what
[20:21] <Fish> who are you?
[20:21] <Dscigs> Batman
[20:21] <Fish> batman isn't even that good a superhero
[20:22] <Dscigs> How so>
[20:22] <Fish> well for starters
[20:22] <Fish> superman can fly
[20:22] <Fish> and he's bullet proof
[20:22] <Dscigs> Batman has a cape that enables him to fly
[20:22] <Fish> same with iron man
[20:22] <Dscigs> and he has some sort of titanium armor
[20:22] <Dscigs> and a batcave
[20:23] <Fish> k
[20:24] <Dscigs> Right so, back to my original questin
[20:24] <Dscigs> Why do you hate me?
[20:24] <Fish> I don't hate you because I've never even met you before
[20:24] <Fish> also there's not really anyone in toribash that I hate in the way which you may be referring to
[20:25] <Fish> like most staff members, we only hate it when people do stupid stuff
[20:25] <Dscigs> hmmm
[20:25] <Dscigs> that explains so much
[20:25] <Dscigs> including this
[20:25] <Dscigs> [URL]http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=18047[/URL]
[20:26] <Fish> do you think I'm veb?
[20:26] <Dscigs> no
[20:26] <Dscigs> I thought you were mocking me
[20:27] <Fish> I have no clue what you're talking about
[20:27] <Fish> I usually just mock my friends
[20:28] <Dscigs> I thought you were laughing at me because I got banned for being curious about the login_to_this_account_if_you_want_to_be_banned
[20:28] <Fish> hahahaha
[20:28] <Fish> idiot
[20:28] <Dscigs> I was curious about what would happen
[20:28] <Fish> how is it not obvious
[20:28] <Dscigs> I assumed it was a joke
[20:28] <Fish> yah
[20:28] <Fish> it was
[20:28] <Dscigs> before I saw all the people who went before me
[20:28] <Fish> it's also an honest username
[20:29] <Dscigs> I didn't think I would actually have gotten banned for typing that in and putting boobies as the password
[20:29] <Dscigs> c:
[20:29] <Fish> that's not even close to what the real password is
[20:29] <Fish> no wonder you got banned
[20:30] <Dscigs> It was not a serious attempt
[20:30] <Fish> even then, if I make a system which bans anyone and everyone, it doesn't mean I hate you as an individual. That's a really stupid way of thinking
[20:30] <Fish> far too self centered
[20:30] <Dscigs> I thought you hated me because you were laughing
[20:31] <Fish> perhaps where you're going wrong here is, thinking I actually recognise you
[20:31] <Fish> I don't
[20:31] <Fish> we've only just barely met
[20:31] <Fish> as far as I know at least
[20:32] <Fish> you've only been banned for it once
[20:32] <Fish> I laugh more that the guys who do it twice
[20:33] <Dscigs> then again it was the middle of the night when that happened
[20:34] <Dscigs> and I was highly disoriented
[20:34] <Dscigs> and that's alrite
Originally Posted by HattersinOriginally Posted by FishOriginally Posted by HattersinI'm fucking done man :(
why do you insist on peeling from the wrong end...
That's how Jesus would do it. Bananas was created with a handle for you to use it.
and he made monkeys who are better at peeling bananas without using the handle
monkeys 1, hattersin 0
I also totally hate Dscigs
[01:01] <Hattersin> Greetings traveler.
[01:01] <Hattersin> You look like a strong nord.
[01:02] <Hattersin> Would you dare fight me, first to 10, in Taekkyon?
[01:02] <Hattersin> Winner gets to decide the losers signature for one week.
[01:13] <Erth> hi, sorry was playing tetris
[01:13] <Hattersin> oh, that's a valid reason, dw
[01:16] <Erth> as for your tk thingy
[01:16] <Erth> er
[01:16] <Erth> sure why not
[01:16] <Erth> I'm a tad rusty
[01:16] <Hattersin> Cool.
[01:16] <Hattersin> I've never played it, I just know you do
[01:16] <Erth> that is to say, I've not played properly in a little while
[01:17] <Hattersin> Jo pants then
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