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View Poll Results: Should 2WC join Phoenix?
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5 Votes / 16.67%
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Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
read the posts here. the ones in big bold writing. I am using all my self control not to become a thermonuclear explosion of condescending sarcastic rage.

You seem like a nice guy but you have failed our intelligence and attention test. If you can tell me why you failed and apologies well enough then I might still accept you but for now you have failed.

Huh?
This might just be the funniest recruitment thread I have ever seen.
Thanks for checking the thread and realizing that I am not that stupid proto.
If I ever apply, I will post the app here, because this is murica.
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Good morning or evening Phoenix clan members
I would like to join your clam because I have heard rather nice reviews about the clan about how your are modest and considerate to your clan members and I see that dwindling upon the other clans
My best mods would have to be aikido and judo and I am also starting to vary upon the other aikido variant mods (runkido, greykido, akido7, etc etc)
I am a fighter (if you wanna classify me as that) who is willing to stand up for my clan and especially this clan if I am accepted
My global rank is around the 6K and below mark
I live in Australia which means that I might not be in time nor in sync with most of the activity that happens upon the forums but I check the forums within the first twenty minutes of waking up so that pretty much means that I don't miss much haha
I am a guy that has a rather long ignition cord that takes quite a while to light before I rage which pretty much means that I rarely rage or get angry upon losing or become angry at fellow players inside the server that I am playing in and believe it or not bit I'm more of the guy that makes the people in the server become my friends and to actually make the server become nice and cheerful
I have ran into a few Phoenix clan members before and they seemed like rather nice people both before and after I won against them and lost against them (I hope that doesn't effect my grading)
And now I would like to bid you a do and to thank you for your time in reading my application to maybe become a fellow clan member of yours or another I don't know any other word for it but a reject, anyways thanks for your time and I hope to hear from you soon

PS. I must apologise if there are any spelling, grammar or punctuation errors within my application, I wrote this at 2:00am because I was hyped up on coffee because I was doing some studying

PSS. I like coffee

PSSS. Please ignore the second (post script) PS^
A mile long journey starts with only a single step
What's up with me?I am a nice person!
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I'll look for another clan, then. Bye!
Last edited by ProdigyHug; Jul 5, 2014 at 03:34 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Originally Posted by duck View Post
This might just be the funniest recruitment thread I have ever seen.
Thanks for checking the thread and realizing that I am not that stupid proto.
If I ever apply, I will post the app here, because this is murica.

Good, and we will force you to never post again on this thread because you are now forbidden posting here and because if you do, we will contact the administrators and have a chat with them about your recent activity in posting here on this thread. Thank you for your service.
RedPanda won't fuck his dog
Hello, I am Phoenix (yes that is my real name)
I would like to join you Amazing clan
Reasons being i have seen lavabeast in action and he is nice and polite so i assume all members are.
I am good at Judo and Wushu and getting more experienced in others
I am a brown belt and 400 or so games till black.
I would appreciate it if you take my request into consideration.
I would like to join your clan. We've battled before, in a quick aikido match. I am a brown belt (almost black) aikido specialist and I'm probably one of the best shovelers you will ever know. I know the game mechanics quite well, which i can use to turn fights around That being said, I don't have too much options other than shoveling. All in all, if you want a shoveler, I'm your man