Originally Posted by Kraetyz

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: Yeah, sure. <3 Wanna do it roleplaying style? I'll be a hungry, hungry hippo.
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: I'm a female hungry, hungry hippo and I have 3 newborn children.
Stranger: good
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: your pussy sounds beautiful
You: I'm not horny. I'm pissed because you're getting close to me and my children. I will kick your face if you don't get out.
You: Your blood will pour out in the water where I swim.
Stranger: good
You: Then I will eat you.
Stranger: I will insert my penis to where your blood come
Stranger: while you swin where my blood pour out
Stranger: really nice
You: Actually, I'll put on my robe and wizard hat.
You: I cast Disintigrate on you.
Stranger: not bad
You: You're dead now, reduced to a fine dust.
Stranger: I'm dead
You: Only True Ressurection can revive you.
Stranger: but my penis still works
Stranger: once shoot on your body
You: I cast Cone of Cold on your penis. It deals 10d6 of cold damage to it.
Stranger: I will revived
Stranger: I will be revived
You: It's now dead.
Stranger: no
Stranger: It doesn't
Stranger: It never die
You: Then I cast Dimensional Anchor on it, and use Ethereal Jaunt to enter the ethereal plane. Now you can not reach me.
Stranger: don't
Stranger: please
You: Your penis is forever locked to the Material Plane, while I roam the elemental planes in my quest for the ultimate spell.
Stranger: good
Stranger: I suddenly wonder
Stranger: what this button is...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He fled. >=( I was gonna cast my upgraded Elemental Sphere of Annihilation on him!

Originally Posted by WolfBR

EPIC WIN
Also, look at this: http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p...erty/Zalgo.png
Tertywerty showed it to me on IRC