Originally Posted by dick

Name (Real name): rot3ex

Gender: Adult Male. If you ask why?
Q: "How can you tell if an white asian duck is male or female?"
A: "Hatchlings are difficult to sex even with the venting method. Mature ducks are the easiest to sex. Adult male ducks have a curled tail feather called a drake feather. Their vocalizations are weaker than the female duck's. Male ducks also have one black feather in the back under their wings. It is very easy to determine the adult female's gender with the venting method."

I can also be a male attack helicopter at different seasons

Age: 16

Gmt: -5

Belt: I'm actually a 6th dan blackbelt, but toribash says i'm a 10th dan blackbelt belt

Why do you want to join: If you ask why can't you choose some other clan like parrot? Well fuck the other clans, this clan is not the same as the other ones. As an ugly duckling wondering this fucked up world, this wonderful flock of other ugly ducklings is a perfect place to stay to escape the horrible realities of the world. They seem like a fun, skilled, and friendly bunch of ducks. However, one thing that stands out to me is how close each of you are, this shows me how much of a family this clan is and is the reason why I chose this clan. But most importantly they're loyal and committed to the one and only momma duck, hipotibor.

Past Clans: Liquor, Metal, Savants, Alt_F4

Why did you leave your past clan?: Sadly all of them except liquor died. However, the reason why I left liquor after being with them for 2 years is basically stated above; "one thing that stands out to me is how close each of you are". Unlike my previous clan liquor, I have felt that my clanmates have been slowly drifting away from each other ever since many people have left and going inactive. It basically makes it just a clan with people playing toribash, nothing else. It was pretty much dying to sum all that up.

What can you offer? : From eavesdropping on this clan, I can see lord hipotibor needs another filipino/canadian in this clan. I also consider myself a nice person which you can guys get along with. I'll also offer off my virginity to one of you lucky duckies.

Infraction/ban history (please be honest): Useless posts, mislabelling sets, TC handling problems. Yes I am honest, and I am proud of these mistakes.

If your Uncle Jack got stuck on an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off?: Unfortunately jacking off is a one man job so I would leave my uncle to that. But jacking off while stuck on an elephant seems quite hard. So yes I would help my Uncle Jack get off the elephant before he starts to do his thing I feel that the space around him will give him a better time to jack off.

Invited by some one?: No, but me a MrJingles are filipino/canadian buddies.
I also met Ocean ingame like a year ago and beat Aiden's ass in a 70k tourney. Me and Colors used to be clanmates

Special Skills?: My dick explains it all. That's why they call me dick. I can also understand a language completely but can't speak it very well which imo is pretty fucking cool.

Are you a funny guy duck? Prove it: I honestly don't think I am a funny guy, but i'll try.
Like what they always say, "If you can't get out of the way, at least duck". Pls laugh so I won't commit suicide.

Playercard:

Do you accept hipotibor as your lord and savior?:

MrJingles 3:16–18:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Hipotibor, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Duckling into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through Hipotibor might be saved [attain wholeness].
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Duckling of God.

Yep definitely.

Originally Posted by hipotibor

go away smallbowl