IPad post! Anywho, 2 questions.
1. Can I please be promoted now? ❤
2. Can someone make me a head texture? ( I already have a texture(thanks to death) i just need someone to design it)
Thanks guys! Oh! And one more question
Are we still declining all applications or what? I figured with official status our roster would expand a bit.
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Oh yeah! And mr zanderhar, You left me and you didn't even say bye! Jerk!

Here's a tentative list of the alter-egos/animal other-selves/objects-you-wish-you'd-reincarnate-into-in-the-next-life of some of our extremely beloved yet slighty unhinged clan members:

1.) Timee - Pancake (Note: PANCAKE!!!!!!!)

2.) Brody - Dolphin (He isn't just a dolphin. He is THE goddamn dolphin.)

3.) Zander - Elescia, I guess (Isn't this more of a fetish than an alter-ego/fantasy object reincarnation?)

To all unlisted Oblivion bros/babes with similar mental and/or psychological issues, feel free to expose yourself and forever be mocked for being, at the very least, "weird". (Note: It's totally worth it.)
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@Brody: The application thread has now been re-opened. Let's wait and see how many brave (and/or foolish) souls will attempt to step into Oblivion ...

I, for one, however, am totally content with our current list of members. All possible types of awesome people are can be found lurking within our clan. From the cool and quiet awesome types (de4th, hawkes, kveykva), to the loud and weird awesome types (moi), to the eerie yet guffaw-inducing awesome types (Zander, Tribal ... WHY U NUDGE ME DOWN BRO?!?! DO YOU EVEN NUDGE UP? HOW DID YOU FAP WOLF AVVY?), to the bare-bones/non-weird back-to-basics awesome types (every other awesome member of Oblivion).

We're like an awesome university fraternity.

I believe that Brody has earned a promotion. He is constantly active ingame and posts on the forum fairly frequently, not to mention he is an exceedingly polite person and pleasant to be in a lobby with.


Sorry Internet was absolutely shocking



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Witnessed this incident. I lol'ed.

What does that .gif of Xzibit even mean? It's kinda creeping me out.

For the record, I have no qualms about being nudged down. The shock-and-awe approach was what ... well, shocked me. I thought I was gonna get free TC or something.

You guys should have the classic threads, like game thread, art thread, replay... something like this. I guess that all official clans have.

Kratos, if you've learned anything about us by this point, you know that we are anything but classic. We like to be (at least slightly) different.

This is where you should post updates about when you will be gone for a period of time. Just so that the general discussion won't get cluttered with said updates.

This is also the place to report members that you have noticed that are inactive for a period of time.

You've been promoted to Knight.
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Applications are open, and anyone can post one, if they wish. If you are in-game, and meet someone that you feel would be a good addition to the clan, feel free to direct them to the application thread.


The Law of Eristic Escalation states that Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos. We've been doing well so far with our own special brand of chaos, and this point ought to be accentuated, in my opinion.

It's interesting that you view "life" and "reality" differently in that situation. What exactly does "life" entail, that is not also included within "reality"? If all of the different individual realities are assumed to be "real", and if these individuals are living a seemingly-normal "life", then what arguments are there to support the idea that a simulation cannot be the same as living a "real" life?

Wow. 5 pages in a day. Damn! Anyway, heya Kratos, Electric and Aracoon. Nice to see some people wants to join in the talk of Oblivion xP

Because other people are doing so, I will explain maself:

I am a 200 year old prophet of god, I love to see the world in the same way the Nazis did. I despise most of the people in this world, and I met every president of the United States. I am the biggest noob in toribash, I spam shovel in Aikido and Deathball in Twinswords, using no other moves. I don't know why I'm in this stupid clan and I can't kill myself for some reason.
^All of that was a lie. I just wanted to make up some stupid story. I'm mentally retarded that way, because my head was slammed into the edge of a cupboard when I was 2 years old(or so says my mom). Real story below:

I am a 14 year old teen who enjoys hanging out with my friends. I hate the thought of being alone, because isolation away from others is one of my greatest fears, unless I'm in an angry mood. I enjoy playing games, I'm fairly active amongst the forums and not as much on Toribash unless my other clan buddies are on. Most of the time though, I play other games such as Warcraft 3, Minecraft, Dota 2, Age of Empires, Dead Island and Grand Theft Auto 4. I am fairly good at Toribash, I can play most of the fighting mods in it, but I'm terrible at mobility. I'm also terrible at dodging, so that rules out mods like Pendulum Jumper, although I still do enjoy them. I like to keep things fun, but sometimes I go a bit too far and make rude comments. If I do, please ignore me, because it is the fact that I'm a naturally born idiot and a retarded teen that makes me do so. Otherwise, I think it's safe to say I'm a good guy to hang out with. I hate doing work, but I am the GM of Oblivion's DnD session, which is pretty ironic because I am doing the most work out of everyone participating. That's all there is to me. I hope to see you guys soon in the future =D
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Sorry for the wall of text.