I don't have to take this from someome who wears toe spreaders.

wAt te heck is a toe spreader

I WEAR S H O E S

Toeshoes, I bet.

I wear those.

oh those things gym teachers wear that are like skin tight and look like feet

Hell no I don't wear those

Womp womp I’m gay tho

I'm a lightning

zap zap the gay man

Yez, read my belt