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Also, Gynx said that anyone who says no to Crux will get cockslapped and will be forced to eat his big ball of smegma.
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Originally Posted by Carl View Post
Obviously the best was Surf's.

Also yup.

Let me see those files.
I'm pretty proud of mine
Also Crux:
tbh I didn't really like your SP replay but it's obvious that you're a really good MP player (I'm always impressed by good TKers). You seem nice, I'm gonna say yes
No to Crux.

Oh hey there Gynx, how's it go- wait, why are you unzipping your trousers? Don't do that, you'll get cold. Gynx. GYNX. OH MY GOD GYNX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLY FUCKING BALLS AAAAHHHAHAGYHAGHGDNFDGF--SIFIL;G/EP.SH

















Yes to Crux.
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time
Crux:
Yus

:3

I too have felt the cold, slimy touch of Gynx's 'manhood'. It can barely be classified as having skin, let alone being a reproductive organ. I like to compare it to the tongue of a sea beast, that lives far below anything we have observed. Waiting for the moment to strike, the horror waits. Lurks in the dark place. Wedged into place, a great chasm is what it calls 'home'. When the prey makes a displeasing move, the beast strikes. It emerges, slowly. Slithering out from the folds of darkness, the unholy creature seeks fresh meat. The prey is stunned. The beast takes aim.

The one-eyed trouser snake claims another victim.
infamous
HOLY SHIT IT'S CRYNX. I have to oblige because he decided that my anal cavity was the perfect place to house his offspring.
[T] ~~~~~> [Tigma] <~~~~~ [Sigma]
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Originally Posted by Warcry View Post
Crux:
Yus

:3

I too have felt the cold, slimy touch of Gynx's 'manhood'. It can barely be classified as having skin, let alone being a reproductive organ. I like to compare it to the tongue of a sea beast, that lives far below anything we have observed. Waiting for the moment to strike, the horror waits. Lurks in the dark place. Wedged into place, a great chasm is what it calls 'home'. When the prey makes a displeasing move, the beast strikes. It emerges, slowly. Slithering out from the folds of darkness, the unholy creature seeks fresh meat. The prey is stunned. The beast takes aim.

The one-eyed trouser snake claims another victim.

Now that's a fucking story.

Yes to Crux :3
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