Gah, some fat 7-year old kiddos playing "war" outside. They hide and as soon as they have counted to ten they start yelling like shit e.g. "YOU DIED, HEADSHOT, ALL DIED"
I have my window open (it's fucking 30+ celcius here) so I hear them well : /
Then when they came to like 10 meters from window and started yelling I raged at them
Then they all started crying, I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off : P
quickieedit: Now they are arguing about the rules.. Like war would have any rules I yelled at them. Then they un-maturely yelled "YES IT HAS!!" back to me. I was like fag and they hopefully leave our yard.