Try hiding it under the hood, but like, stick it onto the roof of the hood, in thin layers, camoflauged to the color of the underpart of your hood. Statisticly, they shouldnt even bother to look there.
It's a vw velocity 1.4...I like the dashboard idea,just woke up and quite hungover,so ill check later if it's a possibility.Not too sure cause it's my mates car we going down in...
Happy bday brother....better party it up ey.
"Studying" at the moment,but ill blaze up a little for you yo(thanks for an excuse to light up before a final ;) )