I eat, eat, eat junkfood and all that does is add more to my muscular figure. (hard, not fat)

I can give strong powered and silent killerfarts.
Most of the true previous gods only had that power and i earned it off them.

No but i can Roll in my tongue, some can do it but i saw many who couldnt haha

Oh, I can do that too.

I can lose 10-15 lbs in a day from not eating anything ^_^ High metabolism rocks!

I space out a lot. Whenever I am doing a routine task or job I end up daydreaming but my body continues to do the work. I usually wake up after I did my job ... the bad part is that my memory sometimes end up mixed with the daydream and reality. Also if I end up daydreaming with out actually working on something I bite my fingers till they bleed.

I'm a very weird person.
I'm lazy as fuck.
I usually talk about stuff I know jack shit about.
I like repeating phrases I think are funny.
I almost never talk to my family,I live with them.
Yeah, and the list goes on. If you wanna learn more about me, I suggest you don't.

you dont want me to start this...
im lazy like a turtle
i read something and forget 4secs later what it was
i have a little speaking defect (i know what i want to say but dont get it out)
i take a shower 1-2 times a week and dont smell
i dont talk with my family
i modify my console controllers cus im a left hander (getting the left part of it to the right etc.)
i bite this little ring around my cola bottles off and chew them
i dont have a specific personality, it changes like all 2-3years
im a emo-raver-metalhead and the best rapper at my school
i use to make any mistakes you can do (like putting frozen fries in the fridge (witch has a temperature of 8Аc)
i have the stamina of an 60year old man...
list is never ending

I can roll my tongue too.

Girls like it when we french.

i like women 10 years older than me.. Milfs <3

I Watch Ponies, people think im the wierdest kid, i dont care, ponies ftw braMy-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-case-closed.jpg