here once was a sarcophagous warrior who slayed the majestic snuffleupagus, then chewed on his strawberry flavored Gum made of children. After, he said, "You Mad bruh?" then tore off his pubic hairs then used them to force feed his very unfortunate siblings. "THIS IS SPARTA"he said. His bloody hands, anger and deez nuts, specifically avacado nuts flowed out of
this doesn't make sense, but that's what a three word story is for.