Originally Posted by Marloto

cula join us pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase!!!

Originally Posted by DarkJak

 
 
 
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You: Hello
 
Stranger: amaze me!
 
You: I jacked off 3 times today
 
You: It's not even 10 AM here yet
 
Stranger: chill off dude
 
You: I know
 
Stranger: u'r gonna burn your dick at the end of the day
 
You: The third time, blood came out
 
You: Mixed with my cum
 
Stranger: eww
 
You: it was pink
 
Stranger: how old r u?
 
You: Got all over my keyboard
 
You: 48
 
Stranger: really?
 
You: And you?
 
You: Yep
 
Stranger: 23
 
Stranger: u must find a girl m8
 
Stranger: you r too old to jack off
 
You: I jack off on the side, before my wife wakes up
 
You: That way, when we have sex, no more sperm comes out
 
You: So I don't have to use a condom
 
Stranger: lol
 
Stranger: i should try that
 
You: You should
 
You: You'd be ready when the cum turns pink
 
Stranger: its not fun after the first one
 
You: Pah
 
You: My third time was just as fun
 
You: It just stang a bit
 
Stranger: are you doing it while chatting
 
You: ....maybe
 
Stranger: its all thasian chicks here
 
Stranger: asian*
 
You: Where do you live?
 
Stranger: turkey
 
You: Do you masturbate every day?
 
Stranger: no
 
You: Wait, give me a sec
 
You: Ah ok, I'm spent
 
You: 4th time
 
Stranger: lol u jack of talking to me
 
Stranger: poor wife
 
You: When you mentioned asian chicks..... 3================D
 
Stranger: u gotta be kiddin
 
You: Nope
 
You: My wife'll be up in a couple hours
 
Stranger: you should fuck her up better
 
You: I'll anal rape here while she sleeps
 
You: Wiat
 
You: *wait
 
Stranger: does it work?
 
You: I just took off the covers on the bed
 
You: BTW, she's 28
 
You: Does what work?
 
Stranger: how can you fuck her in the ass while sleeping
 
You: I gag her mouth and bind up her wrists
 
You: Hehe, she's screaming behind me now!
 
Stranger: does she like rape?
 
You: Hell yes
 
Stranger: mine says it would be interesting
 
Stranger: but i haven't tried yet
 
You: I'm still limp from a few minutes ago D:
 
You: damn
 
You: talk about those asian chicks please
 
Stranger: i don'T know they are ugly mostly
 
Stranger: but horny
 
You: 3======D just became 3====D
 
You: talk about your wife
 
Stranger: nothing much 
 
You: Coke bottle or beer glass?
 
Stranger: for?
 
You: body shape, duh
 
Stranger: coke bottle
 
You: 3=======D
 
You: Is she still sleeping?
 
Stranger: i am at work
 
You: Awwww
 
You: Where do you work?
 
Stranger: we sell construction metarials
 
You: Cool
 
Stranger: u?
 
You: I work when I get a call
 
You: Keeps me in shape too
 
You: ;o
 
Stranger: what's ur work?
 
You: Callguy
 
Stranger: is it the same idea in the callgirl?
 
You: pretty much
 
Stranger: do you earn money out of it?
 
You: $150 per pop
 
Stranger: really?
 
You: Sometimes I get 6 per day
 
You: After that, It gets too painful
 
You: I make my wife suck on it to make it feel better
 
Stranger: how's it with your wife?
 
You: She's fine, since I'm rich, and I give great sex
 
You: Speaking of which....I forgot she's still lying there
 
Stranger: what does she do?
 
Stranger: sleeping or tied?
 
 
You: tied
 
You: :/
 
Stranger: tell her hi
 
You: Told her
 
You: She can't reply though...still gagged
 
Stranger: does she do anything for work?
 
You: she used to do the men at her college
 
You: That's how she met me
 
Stranger: who paid who?
 
You: I was a professor then
 
Stranger: u give it up?
 
You: She showed me how much money she made from it
 
You: I was like, Awwww HEEELLLLL YES!
 
Stranger: does she still working?
 
You: No, I get enough for the both of us
 
Stranger: cool
 
You: Anyway, I quit teaching at the end of the term
 
You: Got fit, and spread the word
 
You: She told all her friends
 
You: She only got 1 guy a night
 
You: I got several
 
Stranger: how is the demand?
 
Stranger: different girls everytime ?
 
You: Well It has it's ups and downs
 
You: I have about a dozen steady comers
 
Stranger: or same girls want it everday?
 
You: They get a group rate
 
You: 25% off each
 
Stranger: lol nice
 
You: Win-win situation
 
You: I only have to cum once, and I get paid for several
 
Stranger: yeah thats good business
 
You: There IS a downside though
 
Stranger: but u'll need a steady job soon
 
You: yeah, it's not steady
 
You: Cuz of the bad economy here in the US, the women are going to the cheaper guy 
 
Stranger: are you the expensive guy?
 
You: yeah
 
You: I charge $15 per inch of it ;o
 
You: He also does, but he got less
 
Stranger: 10inchs?
 
You: ;)
 
Stranger: that must be why
 
You: Working it that much increased the blood flow
 
Stranger: can i increase the size
 
Stranger: mine is 7inch only
 
You: Oh yeah, just use it a lot
 
You: I started off at 6 inches in high school
 
Stranger: nice development there :)
 
You: yep
 
You: I'm gonna go for 15 by the time I die
 
You: Aha!
 
Stranger: u can try being a tripod
 
You: Oh Shit XD
 
You: I'll get hard from walking!
 
Stranger: is she still tied?
 
You: ...
 
You: shit
 
You: Wait, I better go get it over with
 
Stranger: get over with?
 
You: Oh god, blood is coming out
 
You: Shit
 
You: FUCK
 
You: Ok, I got my ointment
 
Stranger: are u gonna fuck her or untie?
 
You: I'll have to untie
 
You: I might bleed all over her if I try again
 
Stranger: it wouldn't be good
 
You: My Johnson needs a rest
 
You: Do you mind if I lay him down on the keyboard?
 
Stranger: u must be typing with 11 fingers
 
You: hn yyu676
 
You: ...
 
You: that doesn't work too well
 
Stranger: u must tame him
 
You: Yes
 
You: Otherwise, I'll have to neuter that mutt
 
You: btw, i've been naked this whole time
 
Stranger: i try not to imagine
 
You: ok
 
You: Do you shave?
 
Stranger: yep
 
You: mine's only hairy 4 inches up
 
You: then it stops
 
You: isn't that odd?
 
Stranger: really?
 
Stranger: never tried letting it
 
You: Well, I still see the little stubbles
 
You: I don't dare get laser removal
 
You: like WHAT IF THEY MISS?!
 
Stranger: my wife does not do oral when its hairy
 
You: Oh yeah, she got laser
 
You: Still, I think I'm more sensitive to that stuff
 
You: Hello?
 
Stranger: sorry
 
You: Thought I lost you there
 
Stranger: no some customer
 
You: Haha, ok
 
Stranger: no call today?
 
You: Not yet
 
You: it's just 10:16
 
Stranger: u made 4 already can you able to do it
 
You: Well, I just got back from a 11 day trip a few days ago
 
You: That's the only reason why I was able to do four
 
You: I think I'll be fine
 
Stranger: trip to?
 
You: Europe
 
Stranger: which countries?
 
You: Germany, austria, hungary, and france
 
Stranger: i've been to germany austria and france
 
Stranger: which state u from btw?
 
You: Tennessee
 
You: I'm African American though
 
Stranger: that explains the 10inch a bit
 
You: Haha
 
You: My friend has only 4 though
 
You: I know an asian with 8 too
 
You: :P
 
Stranger: asian with 8 must be rare
 
You: Well I know one
 
You: :)
 
Stranger: what kind of girls u like?
 
You: Coke bottle
 
You: And thin
 
You: tight
 
Stranger: race i mean
 
Stranger: i like russians
 
You: Asians
 
You: they are TIGHT
 
Stranger: they are ugly mostly
 
You: Not the ones in the trade
 
Stranger: but mized breeds are nice
 
Stranger: k m8
 
Stranger: it was nice to talk you
 
You: yeah
 
You: gotta go please my queen now
 
You: She's getting ready
 
Stranger: you should go fuck the lucky lady now
 
You: MMMMMMMM!
 
You: GOtta
 
You: GO
 
You: Oh got
 
You: god
 
You: fhy
 
Stranger: ok hve fun
 
You: it's bumping into the laptop!
 
You: raising it up
 
You: Alright
 
Stranger: nice boy 
 
You: Gotta
 
You: go
 
Stranger: bb
 
You: Bye!

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You: Good, cuz I'm lesbian

You: What size are you?

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You: DD

Originally Posted by WolfBR

DJak is the new omegle king. Nuff said.