Toribash
If I were a bear, just for a day...
NO. Why do I do this to myself.
But anyways, that bear game... Pfft, just like that game where you could be a dog in over 40 different dog scenarios. The gaming industry's lack of creativity greatly saddens me...
Who am I kidding, I'd fucking buy that shit. Bears are awesome.
"When you wish upon a star, you are a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams."
Ok, I actually played a game once where you were a bear.
It was a free downloadable game.
There was no online play.
There was no objective.
You were just a bear in a 3D world.

It was incredibly boring.
[Chess]
daddy kill the spider
So uh...I gave the item forgers a cool idea and they loved it. Now I'm famous.
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[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs
Deadmau5 ears for the tori head. They could "possibly" mold the hair and shit like that!
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs