Originally Posted by
Zanderhar
No way man. You don't understand. The gene-pool fluid's minor turbidity gives an almost Adonis-like shading to my emancipated muscles and gaunt cheekbones. The girls in the gene-pool pod battery cell next to me have turned themselves to face me despite the metal cables attached to them. I'm just that good.
That's where you're wrong, bucko.
First of all, those weren't girls. Those were centenarian World War 0.5 veterans that had gone mad due to post-traumatic stress disorder. Your never-before-used eyes have failed you again.
Second of all, while I do concede that the gene-pool fluid does in fact give a distinctive shading to your collapsed muscles and anorexic cheekbones, it does not in any way provide you an Adonis-like gradient coloring. It makes you look like a fetid, rotting banana.
Lastly, the
real girls strapped to metal tubes are all up in my crib, playing Metal Tube Twister and getting drunk on multivitamin milkshakes. Their bare, attenuated bodies are making my main penis and half of my extra penis twitch a few millimeters upward.
Last edited by Trick; May 14, 2013 at 11:24 PM.