Originally Posted by
Timeenator
it does not in any way provide you an Adonis-like gradient coloring. It makes you look like a fetid, rotting banana.
Woah, bro. Hold up a sec. When did this get dirty? When did we start insulting eachother's deprived and decrepit bodies?
Obviously you have some serious self-conciseness issues. Having to resort to tearing others down? Rood.
Originally Posted by
Timeenator
Lastly, the real girls strapped to metal tubes are all up in my crib, playing Metal Tube Twister and getting drunk on multivitamin milkshakes. Their bare, attenuated bodies are making my main penis and half of my extra penis twitch a few millimeters upward.
They may look like girls. Those ones are, in fact, hippies. They have somehow managed to grow hair despite the gene pool pod and just LOVE playing metal tube twister. Enjoy ;)