You sir, are a badass.

Zazo, he's russian, in here you hold a boner so she can sit on it. btw, nice gf lexx)

Zazo, get a life.
Fedz, not my girlfriend though, but doesn't matter for me, still had sex. Oh, forgot to say thanks.

How ironic that my haircut looks bad in the picture.

but, yeah, thank you c:

Uhm, a weekwend, yea.

You are just too cool, aren't you (;

some random pic i found on my hard drive.

Christian brought his table to the park yesterday. Got a few tricks out of the bank on it, including this back tail. Cool photo I guess.




Also, @DestinyPowers.

For one, you did not do a 360 fly kick in your defense. I know you didn't. What the fuck possesses you to think of doing a 360 mid-air kick rather than either running away as fast you could or hitting the guy conventionally.

Secondly, you did not kick him in the head 10 times while he was on the ground. Unless your kicks are as soft as feathers, which in hindsight, you probably wanted to hurt him so they weren't, but unless they were, you would have seriously, seriously hurt him.

THIRDLY, what the fuck are you crying up about a cut on your eyebrow? Are you a fucking girl?

I've had my face WAY more smashed up than that dude:

This is me trying to smile:



Next morning, hungover as fark:




In conclusion, I'm not saying a stranger didn't attempt to mug you, or grab you or try to converse with you (resulting in a wild "360 fly kick") but your story is surreal, and in one instance you said you ran to the hospital and in the other you said you walked. Plus, blood didn't pour out of your face, it probably dripped onto your cheek and you cried.

So, just tell the truth and stop being a fuckhead about it, no one on this forum gets impressed with petty fabrication.

peter you just seem like a genuinely nice person, I'm serioust

Skateboarding is coolest shit ever. I wouldn't have quit it if I didn't smash my face to ground on the first try.