Originally Posted by Dscigs

The book of CAT

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The Book Of Cat
The Bibel of Knowledge
Chapter 1
T'was once a young lad named Hobo who had declared his love for his feline friends. Knowing he had solely one chance to seize upon the moment to unite all cats and spread them all over the internet, he took it.
And Thus
Cat
was born.
But the battle was not done yet.
Chapter 2

Soon the great challenge of gathering warriors beset Hobo, so he took to recruiting all the furry beasts in the land. One dashing young fellow named meows came, and he was brought into the brotherhood.
4 others came by, and were accepted. However they failed in their quest to true glory. For they did not commit themselves to the task of spreading their brother's glory as well as their own. Their thoughts were evil, so they were banished.
Along came many supporters who were not worthy of joining this great fight.None the less, they became great friends of all the warriors of the land.
And so thus the tale of Cat begins...
Chapter 3

However soon after their great victory a tragedy befell Hobo and his feline companions. One of their greatest warriors, a Siamese who went by the name of Meows abandoned their fellowship and left the Ring behind. For many hours the triumphant threesome had become the Depressed Duo. However, after many hours of despair they saw a small speck of golden fur in the distance.
As it drew near Hobo saw that it was the legendary Echoforce, a warrior of great caliber and fame, however not as near to that of Hobo or his trusty bard, Dscigs. The fearless Echoforce swore eternal damnation if he ever left his new-found friends. Seeing that the time was ripe, they sought out after the traitor Meows. As they trudged through the catnip mountains they were overcome by sheer happiness and had to be pulled along by Dscigs so that they did not stray from their true purpose.
Chapter 4

And now as Hobo, Dscigs, Echoforce and meowbank set out and search for Meows the traitor, they had no idea that another monster was after them. The great jabberwockky attacked from behind. Echoforce, the greatest warrior, smacked the jabberwockky in the face and then pooped on him, and continued on his journey. Coincidentally the jabberwockky's name was dobby and he obeyed everyone.
Chapter 5

One day a young kitty, still untrained in the ways of death and purring, came wandering among the band of adventurers. This innocent kitty's name was boltgod. His name does not yet be capitilized for he has not been trained in the ways of death and purring. The band of heroic cats vowed to train boltgod in their ways, for they saw great potential in his eyes, despite his innocence. So with great valor they introduced boltgod into their ranks, and he now undergoes rigorous 25hrs per day training for death, and 9001 hours per day practicing his purring and seduction.
Insert Further Tales of Greatness Here.

I have added more organization to the Book of Cat; The Bibel of Knowledge as well as the story of boltgod whose name can not be capitalized for he has not finished his training.

Originally Posted by Pwr

Y u no make me clan story?
I'm also jelly of this clan, you guys do literally nothing, yet you are "famous". (Kind of like Hobo)

Originally Posted by Pwr

Y u no make me clan story?
I'm also jelly of this clan, you guys do literally nothing, yet you are "famous". (Kind of like Hobo)

Originally Posted by Monkeyfrog

Favorite color - Purple
Name - Tlyer
Age -14
Belt -3rd dan
Are you a cat? -Meow
If not, why - Because
Past clans - Alot
How do you feel about the color purple? - its Hobo's Level of awesome
Moms name? - Bitch
Country - USA
Own any cats? ( I don't ) -2
Will you be loyal to cat? -Yes
Activity, no numbers - Alot
Witty comment ( Needed ) - Hobo is Awesome
Name a fruit -CumQuat
Draw a cat using this please -

kitty

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Favorite 1Direction singer? - Harry
If you don't like them, good
Do your milkshakes bring the boys to the yard? - Only if their Vanilla

Originally Posted by Echoforce

this clan isnt famous it sucks and its filled with a bunch of noob homos

Originally Posted by Facade

this is the most accurate description of this clan that could possibly exist.

Originally Posted by Pwr

Y u no make me clan story?
I'm also jelly of this clan, you guys do literally nothing, yet you are "famous". (Kind of like Hobo)

Originally Posted by Facade

this is the most accurate description of this clan that could possibly exist.