Hug, Liar's being nice. I mean c'mon, at least take the time to READ OVER YOUR DANG APPLICATION before you post. By the looks of it, it took you 2 minutes to write that. If you're going to apply, at least make sense. I understood about two sentences in that application. Not that there was much more than two sentences anyways. You didn't even suplex a bear, gosh. The entire point of saying that is either: 1) we're joking. Go away. Or 2) to weed out the ones that aren't trying in the slightest.
I don't feel like formatting this so it's basically a ton of jumble. Meh.