Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good day.
You: hi
Stranger: Where're you from?
You: from holland and you
Stranger: The Twilight Zone.
You: okay....
Stranger: I think the Twilight Zone is a pretty cool guy.
You have disconnected.


Had this a while ago I'M ACTUALLY JOKING

Oooh, if it had been true, I would've laughed my ass off. xD

Yeah, lol. I did it because I'm from holland too

What the hell, I thought there were no girls on teh intrawebz >_<

Connecting to server...
 
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
You: Hey
 
You: Yo
 
Stranger: im a girl
 
You: Have you ever cut your balls....nvm
 
Stranger: you?
 
You: Anyway....
 
Stranger: 21
 
You: Have you ever cut your pubes while shaving?
 
You: 24
 
Stranger: i dont shave i get brazilian wax
 
You: Damn, it wouldn't work for me...
 
Stranger: why?
 
You: My balls would get ripped apart XD
 
Stranger: ooooooooh your a dude
 
You: *RIIIIIP*
 
Stranger: sorry
 
Stranger: im looking for other girls
 
Stranger: bye bye
 
You: Awwww
 
You: don't go

Gonna try that again





Damn, almost had it....
I think it was the "Balls hanging out part" that did it.

Connecting to server...
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
You: Yo
 
Stranger: are you normal for once?
 
You: Erm.....
 
Stranger: no one here is normak
 
You: I gotta ask you a question
 
Stranger: ok
 
Stranger: go 4 it
 
You: Have you ever cut your ballsack while shaving?
 
You: Like with a razor?
 
Stranger: yeaahh it fucking killssss
 
You: Dude, I just cut it deep
 
You: And I think I see my testicles....
 
Stranger: ouchhhhh
 
Stranger: go get it checked outt
 
You: It's embarrassing
 
Stranger: truee
 
Stranger: what r u doing with itt
 
You: With my testicles?
 
Stranger: noo
 
You: I've got one hanging out a bit 
 
Stranger: like are you putting something on it
 
You: I said, I cut it DEEEP
 
You: There isn't much holding it in.
 
You: I put some tape on it
 
You: I heard in elementary school WAY back that tape heals stuff well
 
Stranger: haha hi sweetie ima girl and you ned to ice that shit up(:
 
You: Random....
 
Stranger: your random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You: Ice on my balls hurts like hell
 
Stranger: are you kidding mee?
 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl?

You: No, this is kls

You: If you are looking for asl.....

You: YEW KAN SUCK MA OPEN BALLLLZAK!

You have disconnected.

Lol, do it again.

Work In Progress:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey <3

Stranger: whats up stranger

You: You're male right?

Stranger: yes i am!

You: Wanna have cybersex?

Stranger: do you have a picture?

You: Not with me :(

You: I'm on my laptop in the bathroom right now

Stranger: haha im on my laptop to

Stranger: why are you in the bathroom?

You: My parents would see me using the desktop, and....how I feel myself up

Stranger: haha so your under 18 i assume

You: I'm 17

Stranger: same here

You: I'll be 18 in a few months

Stranger: when?

Stranger: i turn 18 in september

You: December

You: Wanna know what i'm wearing? :3

Stranger: sure!

Stranger: i assume hardly anything!

You: I've got on a purple bra

You: and some crystal ear-rings

You: and my toe ring

You: that's it 

Stranger: if your on a laptop doesnt it have a webcam?

You: :(

You: My family is pretty poor

Stranger: oh i thought they cam standard with themk

You: That's why I can't go out with my friends

You: Dont have a car

Stranger: why is that?

Stranger: oh

You: yeah

Stranger: thats unfortunate

You: so, what do you have on?

Stranger: black basketbal shorts!

Stranger: im freeballin! haha

You: :)

You: Tell me, have you ever had sex before?

Stranger: yeah i lost my virginity when i was 14 and we had pregnancy scare so i have been kinda nervous to try it again

Stranger: but im still down to get my dick sucked whenever! haha

You: I won't get pregnant through a chat service ;)

Stranger: hahaha

You: Imagine me tied to my bed in a room

You: you come in

You: I'm wearing a green dress

You: I just got back from prom

Stranger: haha i didnt go to my senior prom

You: My panties are down to my ankles

You: you see that my boyfriend has left already

Stranger: haha thats good!

You: I eye you up, and down.....and back up...a little bit up...

Stranger: nice!

You: Baby, don't make me do all the work!

You: I'm tied up, remember?

Stranger: yeah i remember!

You: No one is in the house, but me

Stranger: well i come in wearing an expensive tux 

Stranger: im lookin real fresh

You: Mmmmm.....take it off

Stranger: i take it off and i got some legit silky boxers on!

You: What, no pants?

Stranger: i was wearing a tux

You: Oh you were ready :)

Stranger: and i took it off!

You: That was fast...and unsatisfying

You: I stare as a bulge develops in your boxers

You: That silk is getting pretty stretched out

Stranger: haha the head slips out the fold a little

You: My toungue slides out between my lips a little

Stranger: then the rest of it pops out

You: I open my mouth

You: My dress is getting tight

Stranger: i walk over to the bed 

Stranger: and i get real close

You: I stare into your eyes

You: They are...fresh

Stranger: green

You: As emeralds

You: Your emeralds meet my rubies

You: MY DRESS SWELLS!

You: RAWWWR I'm A VAMPIRE!!!!!

You: I BREAK MY BONDS 


You: My TONGUE BECOMES TRIANGULAR 


You: MY TEECH CLAMP AROUND YOUR NECK

Stranger: whoa im not into vampire shit

You: YOUR BLOOD INVIGORATES ME

You: SUDDENDLY, MY SKIRT POPS OPEN

You: AND 20 COCKS FLOP OUT

You: I PROBE YOU 

You: IN EVERY HOLE OF YOUR BODY

Stranger: freak

You: I EVEN HAVE A SMALL ONE FOR YOUR COCK

You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: :>

You: You taste like strawberries

Stranger: i didnt like that at all

You: My tongue carresses your smooth neck

You: My hands stroke your strong, youthful back

Stranger: you need to work on your cybering. notbody likes vampires.

You: Your muscular, tan back

You: I find your tongue between my teeth

You: in my ecstacy, I accidentally bite it off

You: OOPS!

Stranger: damn....

You: more like "daaabrbbr"

You: your tongue is gone

Stranger: haha

You: I'm sorry, I was pretty traumatized when I bit off a boy's dick while giving head to him

Stranger: thats why you dont bite down

You: He tickled my spot

You: we were 69'ing

You: anyway......

Stranger: i havent ever done it before

Stranger: havent gotten around to it yet

You: Don't, you might lose your cock

You: speaking of which.....

Stranger: hahaha i really know how to get the girls to go

You: ONE OF MINE IS STILL INSERTED INTO YOUR DICKHOLE!

You: :P

Stranger: no i dont have one in my dickhole

You: :<

You: You are relieved to find out that they were all dildos

Stranger: thats good

You: that small one is for when i'm tight

You: meanwhile, it's still stuck in there

You: :]

Stranger: haha

You: take it out

You: use it on me

Stranger: haha just dont do none of that vampire stuf

Stranger: that was weird as shit

You: I laughed :)

Stranger: i didnt

You: I was giggling the entire time <3

Stranger: i was worried for your sanity

You: Awwwwwww, that's sweet

Stranger: so what are you doing?

You: I'm still in my bathroom

You: with my laptop

Stranger: is that where you get on the computer?

You: when I want to "have fun"

Stranger: define fun! :O

You: You know what I keep in my sink cabinet?

Stranger: a big purple dildo

You: 20 cocks

Stranger: haha no you dont

You: Well, not TWENTY

You: :3

Stranger: dildos?

You: I've got .....

You: 8

Stranger: 8 dildos

You: If you REALLY want to call them that

Stranger: hahaha i dont even know

You: They have little ballsacks too :)

Stranger: haha wow

You: My boyfriend gave them to me

Stranger: thats gnarly

You: To remember him, when he's not with me

Stranger: your bf?>

You: My second one

Stranger: are you with him?

You: No, he moved

Stranger: thats unfortunate

You: Not for you ;)

Stranger: so you satisfiy all your sexual fantasys on omegle?

Stranger: your vampire fantasies?

You: Most of them

You: the rest, I use the phone for

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nice!

You: And when I'm done, that phone is just the right size :)

Stranger: haha wow

You: Do you know how it sounds to have a microphone in your pussy?

You: It goes "Woooooooooooooo"

Stranger: no... i dont have a microphone or a pussy

You: Just like I do :)

Stranger: haha wow

You: It grows louder as you pull on it

Stranger: nice

You: it becomes "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Stranger: haha

You: You have to put a condom over it first though

Stranger: yeah so it slips right in there

You: or else it becomes wet and makes this "EEEKEKEKEKEEE" sound

Stranger: haha

Stranger: haha well i have talked to some real interesting people on here, but your vampire fetish really took the cake!

You: lol... :(

Stranger: what?

You: I dunno

Stranger: some one told me how he woke up in a room with no doors or windows

Stranger: it was weird

You: Someone told me how he masturbated 5 times a day

You: and had a 10 inch dick

You: I pretended I was a boy, so I could hear more :)

Stranger: mines only 6 in and i do it like 2 times at the most

You: And apparently he is a professional manwhore :)

Stranger: nice!

You: 6 inches is plenty

Stranger: really?>

Stranger: whats the ideal size?

You: Yeah

You: IDEALLY, 2 feet ;p

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: 2 feet wide?

You: OW :)

Stranger: haha

You: What else have you heard?

You: Oh and this guy earlier today was talking about how he cut open his sac

You: and I was like, EW

Stranger: that would suck!

You: Then I told him I was looking just for other girls

Stranger: i havent cut myself while shaving yet!

You: and disconnected :)

You: He said that one was hanging out

Stranger: ew

You: then he talked about putting tape on it to hold it together

Stranger: hahahahahahahaha

You: I think it was medical tape...HOPE it was, not duct tape XD

Stranger: haha that would be so funny

You: haha

You: Oh there's a storm in our town now

Stranger: its like 75 degrees out and dark because its 1 oclock in the morning!

You: It's 95 here

You: That's why I'm not wearing a lot

You: Its still hot inside though

Stranger: haha im in the basement right now because its alot colder down here than upstairs

Stranger: its hot on the second floor where my bedroom is

You: Nice :)

You: We only have one level

Stranger: we have a basement, first floor, second floor and attic

You: Youre rich

Stranger: my dads just in the military

You: My dad beats my mom a lot

Stranger: thats no good

You: He comes home drunk

Stranger: i come home drunk to some times! 

You: I've still got bruises from 2 days ago

Stranger: that sucks...

You: Yeah, but you don't beat on your wife and daughter

Stranger: yeah!

You: I wish my old bf didn't move

Stranger: yeah... do you have facebook?

You: yeah

You: I don't really use it though

You: Not like i use omegle

Stranger: but i have never run into the same person twice tho

You: 3419 users online

You: I see why

Stranger: hahaha yeah

You: You don't want to know me

You: I'm a whore

Stranger: i have known a couple of whores

Stranger: i dated one

You: More like, You PAID one

Stranger: haha nah

You: ;p

Stranger: she sucked my dick freshman year on the band trip to chicago

You: I'm an orchestra girl myself

You: All the guys there are nerdy

Stranger: i played the sexophone and the tuba

Stranger: but i hated every second of it, but i liked the easy A+

You: I'm to small to play those

You: My body wouldn't be able to handle it

Stranger: but you can handle 20 dicks?

You: :)

You: BOOM, TWENTY COCKS SPRING OUT OF MY DRESS!!!!

You: ONE OF THEM FINDS THEIR WAY INTO YOUR EAR!

Stranger: haha no

You: YOUR BRAIN MATTER IS REPLACED BY SEMEN :P

Stranger: haha

You: This is where I suck it out

You: See, I eat brains AND I get my daily fill

Stranger: so you like cum?

You: 2 birds with one stone

You: It's sweet

Stranger: people usually say salty

You: That's since they have their piss mixed with it

Stranger: haha how do i make it sweet?

You: Clean your dick

Stranger: i do

Stranger: thats what i spend most of my time doing in the shower

You: how do YOU know? do you spoon some?

Stranger: bitches say it tastes salty

You: Do you do it upside down

You: :P

You: Probably the dried up piss on your shaft

Stranger: but my pee doesnt get on the shaft

You: Or maybe I was made for it :)

Stranger: haha

Success
Finished
Scroll to the end btw
He reveals his name

You: Are you still there?
 
Stranger: yeah!
 
You: What were you doing?
 
You: talking to another girl on omegle?
 
Stranger: about to rub one off real quick
 
You: 20 COKS!
 
Stranger: wait you can have two omegles up at the same time?
 
You: I don't know
 
You: don't you dare try
 
Stranger: haha getting controlling :)
 
You: I'll go vampire on you
 
Stranger: please dont!
 
You: Those 20 cocks will suffocate you
 
Stranger: im fine with my own 6 inch penis
 
You: First your brain goes, then it's your liver!
 
You: Then I chop your cock off and add it to my collection
 
You: twenty ONE!
 
Stranger: no i need it!
 
You: You can use a wooden one
 
Stranger: how am i guna jack off without a penis!
 
You: Use your ass
 
Stranger: how am i gna jack off with my ass?
 
Stranger: that makes no sense!
 
You: Imagine its a pussy
 
Stranger: but im guna need my penis!
 
You: You'll get used to it
 
You: *CHOMP*
 
Stranger: haha no
 
You: too late
 
Stranger: give it back!
 
You: I swallowed it
 
You: :>
 
Stranger: so you swallow :)
 
You: that arrow tracks its progress down
 
You: : >
 
You: : >
 
You: oops it got stuck
 
Stranger: uh oh
 
You: :------>
 
You: nvm
 
Stranger: hahaha is there anything i can do to get my penis back?
 
You: Cut me open
 
You: but you have no figurative sword
 
You: You are DEFENSELESS
 
Stranger: haha darn....
 
You: EN GARDE!
 
Stranger: so i just gotta wait till it comes out the other end!
 
You: I have constipation :P
 
Stranger: i can wait a week
 
You: it will rot
 
Stranger: but i will still have it back
 
You: It won't do you any goood
 
You: Alrght
 
Stranger: haha darn
 
You: lets see what happens
 
You: It comes out my ass
 
Stranger: i bet you will ike it in your ass!
 
You: it is caked in tubgirl's shit
 
You: I put it back in
 
You: I just sat on it
 
You: Your balls are crushed
 
Stranger: haha no!
 
You: Where will you make your semen NOW, BOY?!
 
Stranger: back up pair!
 
You: At least you won't need condoms anymore :P
 
Stranger: hahahaha good!
 
You: Too bad it will hurt every time you put it in to deep
 
You: cuz with only 6 inches...that;ll happen alot
 
Stranger: what will hurt?
 
You: Image chopping open your sac and squeezing on your testicles
 
You: It might hurt like that
 
Stranger: you told me this story!
 
You: I thought I might pass it on
 
You: he was funny
 
Stranger: haha
 
Stranger: well i have to get off if you ever want to talk again then add me on facebook
 
Stranger: drew parker
 
You: same here
 
You: Drew Parker
 
You: DREW PARKER
 
Stranger: yes?
 
You: i'll remember that :)
 
Stranger: you better!
 
You: Cya later, dear
 
Stranger: have fun talking to crazy people!
 
You: Alright
 
You: Sweet dreams
 
Stranger: are you guna add me or is waiting guna be a waste of my time?
 
You: I dunno
 
You: My parent always warn me of rapists
 
Stranger: im a 17 year old boy
 
Stranger: im not guna rape anyone
 
You: So am I
 
You have disconnected.

Damn I make a mean girl

"You: My dad beats my mom a lot

Stranger: thats no good

You: He comes home drunk

Stranger: i come home drunk to some times!"

Funniest fukken thing ever! XD

Nice work Jak. =P

Those are the epicest logs I have seen.