Most definitely, good sir. At least it would give them a purpose, since they're just rotting away in neglect.
In other news, I may be suffering from sleep paralysis, and therefore may be narcoleptic. I woke up this morning hardly able to breathe, and unable to move anything but my eyes for about 30 seconds. It was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.
Perhaps it is my dormant psychic superpowers being awakened, though, so I'm not going to complain yet.