:o you might

hmmm yeah lets start with a fresh clean slate.... lol i'm totally tempted to do a lotr/zelda parody for this one? but it's not limited to it so for example, we could be from the future again lol but go back in time to say this medieval zeldaish era but instead of riding horses about I choose, a GIANT MECH. Some odd barbarian lizard comes at me with a pitchfork, I use a shotgun... etc. we go see the princess to hear about here stupid premonitions but decide fuck it, blow up the castle, kidnap the princess and throw her off a cliff to see what Ganondorf thinks of that.... cant get the triforce if zelda is a bloody mess at the bottom of a ravine...


for example of course, I'd make up a different universe.

lol got most of that idea from the halo:zelda mod, driving round hyrule field in a tank.

if you approve pick some highteck shit.
Name:
race:
equipment:
abilities: (choose 6 max, you have to have an ability for your equipment use)

if you approve pick some highteck shit.
Name:mc,lovin
race: human
equipment: glasses,beer,fake ID,giant laser
abilities: purchase beer with fake ID,

Name: amanda sister [jenny]
race: nan [or w/e you write it]
equipment: bible,magic wand,magic little jesus statu,magic black cape [can fly and shot lazers and bazookas]
abilities: holy coka kola,green slime from the wand,jesus holy fart,flying and shooting lazers from the ass.

Name: Mr. Bombastic
race: FuckTard
equipment: 2 hookers with 5 Uzis in each Hand and a PimpMobile
abilities: "Hooker Formation" (They shoot people in the ass). Run over people with the PimpMobile.

name: mrs.bombastic
race: stripper
equipment: knife, chicken leg, bag full of cum
abilities: knock heads (w/ chicken leg lol), eat, stripper formation (strips ppl with knife), make ppl wet

^^ xD

rite... (lol)

lol

That's so much win. lmao imagin having two hookers strapped to your back as they are equipement lol.