we see a weak looking merch with alot of good items and we try to rob him

The merchant pulls out a sword and kills your firend.

i throw my sword at his face and he gets alot of splinters in his face. i get away with a steel sword and 10 gold

Curses under my breath as i attempt to catch the chicken by chasing it around

and i search my friend for everything he had i took his clothes and 50gold

You cant say if it hits him or not, so for that, The merchant stabs you in the heart and teabags your dead corpse.

Donut: The chicken pecks your eye, and phoenix laughs.

:/ do over?

lawl go ahead.

ill start from were my friend was stabbed: i go to lunge him with my sword of many splinters

You sword emits power and gives your foe what looks to be a multitude of splinters.

Merchant then goes for a leg sweep with his sword.