Thanks Pingu


I lol'd too when he said that

WIP
She has pics too

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey baby

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 18 f

You: I'm hard right now, and horny

You: 19M

Stranger: i'm horny too

You: Mmmm

You: You got pics of yourself?

Stranger: yes

You:

Stranger: and u too?

You: Not with me

Stranger: why?

You: I'm on a laptop right now

Stranger: http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4052/me4i.png

You: And my pics are on my desktop

Stranger: http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8571/33531908.png

Stranger: it's me

You: Wait, it's loading

You: Hey, you're oriental too?

Stranger: yes

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: korea and u?

You: Taiwan

You: I used to date a girl from korea

Stranger: really>

Stranger: ?

You: You are far sexier than she ever was

Stranger: thanks~

Stranger: i'm horney

You: Damn, so am I

Stranger: are u masterbating?

Stranger: up and down?

You: Right now, my hands are on my keyboard ;p

Stranger: my fingers are in my pussy

You: im typing with my right hand now

Stranger: and where is ur left one?

You: i bit below the laptop

Stranger: go on

Stranger: i have dildo

You: its distance below varies

You: sometimes its farther away

Stranger:

Stranger: does ur cock hard?

You: yes

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i want to it in ny mouse

You: you got more pics of yourself?

Stranger: http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5387/me2.png

Stranger: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5725/27187996.png

Stranger: am i sexy girl?

You: mmmmmm

Stranger: i'm wet honey

You: mmmmmm

Stranger: i'm hot

You: Yes you are :]

Stranger: i need ur hard cock

You: I wish I could give it to you

You: So bad

Stranger: i hope so

Stranger: did u emission?

You: Are you living in korea right now?

Stranger: yes

You: No, baby, it takes way more for me

Stranger: honey i'm wet

You: Damn

You: You have nice curves

Stranger: my pussy need yours

You: I wish I had a webcam

What's this I don't even

(I better not post the second half)

Oh

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5807/me3g.png

The last picture she sent of herself.

In the end she said she had to go to sleep.

It's approximately 4 am over there in korea.

EDIT:

You: hey

Stranger: egg

You: ham

Stranger: egg

You: HAM!!!

Stranger: egg

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- HAAAAM!

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I need to get of omegle D:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Well met adventurer.

Stranger: What brings you to my comfortable abode?

Stranger: May I interest you in my fine selection of weaponry?

You: I want that dildosword over there

You: How much?

Stranger: That's Ѓ256

Stranger: you heard.

Stranger: POUNDS BITCH

You: Damn....I only have 255

You: Would some buttsecks cover that last pound?

You: POUND? *wink wink*

Stranger: I accept your offer stranger

Stranger: Although I am weary from my travels 

You: *Pounds mysterious merchant once*

Stranger: I expect great pleasure

You: Ok, that was one pound

You: now for my other 255

You: *POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND*

You: *POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND*

You: *POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND**POUND*

You: Paid

Stranger: * unsheathes hitari honzo sword* 

You: *grabs dildosword*

You: I SPRAY THEE IN TOXIC CUM!!!!

You: *whooosh*

Stranger: *star wars, duel of the fates theme*

You: *Soul sistas, gangbangparty theme*

You: My sword extends 2 feet!

You: It's now a broadsword!!!

You: *RAWR*

You: It's head ROARS at you!

You: It now turns you into an albino

Stranger: I've unearthed the Master Sword!

You: *Chops off own sword*

Stranger: You shall pay for your petty attempts fool

Stranger: *slices penis in half*

You: Dualwielding, BISH!!!

Stranger: stranger stranger, lets call it a tie

You: *silence*

Stranger: O__o

You: *sticks penor back on*

You: ....

You: DAMN YOU CUT IT IN HALF!

Stranger: *bows respectfully*

You: *BEHEADED*

You: you head lives....

Stranger: Lawl

Stranger: that was some epic shit right thar man

You: :)

Stranger: Hi 5

You: HI HI HI HI HI

Stranger: I see what you did thar!

Stranger: clever one ;)

You: :o

Stranger: ASL!?!?!?!?

You: OSHIT

Stranger: o rly?

You: *sticks your head on my hilt*

You: *Places sword in ground*

You: *kneels*

You: Yes

Stranger: *swallows whole sword and rolls down the hill with it*

You: :o

You: MA DILDOSWORD!!!!!

You: *penor grows 3 feet long*

You: I walk on 3 legs FOOL

You: MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY

Stranger: *gains momentum as penis becomes wedged in a crack*

Stranger: D:

Stranger: your move.

You: sorry

You: *dick breaks off*

You: Like a lizard, bish!

You: another grows back

You: OSHIT, it's a rabbithole!

You: MY DILDOSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: Aids :(

Stranger: I have it

Stranger: Cya /b/rother

Stranger: UNDERAGE :O

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Both made me lol :P

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: helloooo ,looking for a gay malee;$

You: Hi

You: _image deleted for epic gayness_

You: you gotcha one

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/n35dfs/5

You: I'm BI acutllaasdlfalsdfalsidfiuYOSIDUGHIUDYOSU

You: Sorry, my cock flopped onto the keyboard ;)

Stranger: oeeeh

Stranger: nicee

You: Well I'm bi, and I prefer girls

You: SO SUCK MY SWOLLEN COCK!

You have disconnected.

Damn

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi, i'm not horny.

Stranger: if you are, i'm not a girl.

You: What a teaser

You: IT TURNS ME ON!!!!!

You: OMG MY COCK IS SWELLING

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Stranger: put on your wizard hat and robe.

You: I cast level 87 undress at you!

You: And a level 65 sex change

You: You're a girl now, bish!

Stranger: AVADA KEVDEVRA!

You: and you are horny

You: OHFOSDIFOSUYDIBSDVWNOSG *poof*

Stranger: like a rhinoceros

Stranger: *horns you*

You: *naked girl, this is god speaking*

You: *You just used the evil spell*

You: *DAMN THEE TO HELL!!!!*

You: *revives Wizard*

You: Muahaha

You: I summon Dragon Scale Dildo of the Shadows!

Stranger: oliver wood is hot.

You: *casts level 34 Bind*

You: My wood is hot

You: You are powerless now!

You: *inserts Dragon Scale Dildo of the Shadows*

You: *activates Dragon Scale Dildo of the Shadows*

Stranger: *i eats your dragon*

You: You now exploded

Stranger: *it is delicious*

You: too late

Stranger: *spits scales at you*

You: You got it all over the place!

Stranger: yeah, clean it up bitch.

You: Oh a spitter

You: *casts level 22 vanish*

You: Meanwhile you are still tied up and powerless

You: What do you do?

Stranger: *eats your vanish*

Stranger: *it is also delicious*

You: You vanish yourself

You: You lost the game

Stranger: i AM the game

You: DAMN I LOST THE GAME

Stranger: *shits you out*

Stranger: AND I LIKED IT

Stranger: THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK

You: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5725/27187996.png

You: that's me

Stranger: wow, you're pretty fugly.

You: Tell me boy, how old are you?

Stranger: i dont know if i want to talk to you anymore.

Stranger: 15

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Haha XD

You: I'm 19

You: http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8571/33531908.png

You: My you are young

Stranger: shit. i like them like 11. but i guess it doesnt matter cause you're fugly anyway

You: It doesn't matter cause I'm really a guy :)

You: Damn you're gullible

Stranger: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR FUGLY SELF. it hurts my eyes you insensitive prick.

Stranger: uh, i'm not a guy either. you should have caught that at the beginning.

Stranger: and you're obvs a guy, with being such a gamer geek and all.

You: You are 15

You: and with your logic, you are obviously a guy too

Stranger: HAHA OKAY.

Stranger: :)

You: The caps lock also gives it away

Stranger: okay. :)

You: Plus, everyone knows there are no girls on the internet, who aren't under 14 or fat

Stranger: do you know everyone?

You: Yes

Stranger: coo.

You: I command the voice of god

Stranger: DUN DUN DUN.

You: And he says *FFFFFUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUU*

Stranger: so you seriously think i'm a guy?

You: Good thing I'm atheist

You: Pics or I don't believe you

You: Or as more internet meme-oriented people might say "Tits or gtfo" XD

Stranger: luls. i've somehow managed to convince everyone i talk to that i'm a guy. but that's coo.

Stranger: why are you still talking to me then?

You: Tits or gtfo now

Stranger: just look at the photos you sent me.

You: Here, you are guilty until proven innocent

Stranger: if you want tits.

You: Naw, why would I want my own tits?

Stranger: guilty of being a guy..? luls

Stranger: wow. i didnt know being a guy would be a bad thing. but okay. :D

You: They belong to my love

You: who lives halfway around the world

You: and sends me money she collects each week

You: Yo' be ma bitch now, beotch

Stranger: but i'm a boy.

You: No, I used my sex change spell on you

Stranger: that makes me a tranny.

You: Only if it were level 2

You: Mine is so great, it automatically makes you a girl

Stranger: how big is your weeny?

You: and if you are a girl, you get a double sex change

You: 7 inches

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAA OMGS

You: How large are your tits?

Stranger: is that the default answer?

You: Why?

Stranger: uh, you're like the 4th guy to say 7.

You: 7 is pretty average

Stranger: and like, i've only asked 4.

Stranger: >__>

Stranger: how do you know?

You: Perhaps you should think more

You: Cuz I'm a guy who is fully developed

You: And if you are a guy and you're 15, yours is probably 4inches

Stranger: what if i'm not a guy and not 15?

You: and if you're a girl, you are probably pretty flat

Stranger: okay.

You: Pics or I assume what I said

Stranger: i guess you're right.

Stranger: but i thought you cast a spell on me.

Stranger: shouldnt i have like double H's or something?

You: I haven't cast my enlarge spell yet

You: I've done, undress

You: sex change

You: and tie

You: WHERE DOES IT SAY PERFECT?

You: Plus I prefer nice, shaped breasts, not those that would belong to a 250 pound cow

Stranger: where are you from?

You: A womb

You: that's all you need to know at age 15

Stranger: which part of the earth?

You: The surface

Stranger: do you play WOW?

You: Hell no

Stranger: dota?

You: Huh?

Stranger: maple story?

Stranger: starcraft?

Stranger: neopets?

You: Dude, no

You: I have a social life during the day

Stranger: where do you get your l33t spells from?

You: I copied it off some guy :P

Stranger: lol f'raels?

You: Except for the dildo part

Stranger: ....

You: That's me

Stranger: haha, what you cant carry on a convo on your own?

You: You have bad grammar

You: Are you mexican?

You: Oriental?

Stranger: maybe.

You: Indian?

Stranger: but the internets dont call for good grammARS

You: Sigh

You: Damn 15yr olds

You: You're not even good at pranking

You: Sigh

Stranger: i wasnt trying to prank.

Stranger: were you? =T

You: You were

You: You tried, but you failed

You: Your pranks required no creativity

You: They really disappointed me

Stranger: uh, you're the one with the fake asian photos.

Stranger: ...

You: Exactly

You: There was the genious

You: You, you are just a crusty boy

Stranger: how was i pranking you?

You: You played along

You: Therefore, you were pranking

Stranger: played along to what?

You: And if this were a game, you would not be making it to any high score lists

You: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FUCKING AGE GROUP!

You: I KNOW 10 YEAR OLD WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!

You: I KNOW 6 YEAR OLDS WITH BETTER SENSES OF HUMOR

Stranger: okay. you're kind of boring.

You: I KNOW 4 YEAR OLDS WITH BETTER FUCKING COMEBACKS

You: MAY SATAN SMITE YOU IN FIERY HATE

Stranger: are you still copying things from other people/

Stranger: ?

You: MAY GOD SCOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT

You: Hell no

You: I am the voice of God

Stranger: are you a bot?

You: YOUR MOTHER WEEPS AT YOUR INCOMPETENCE

You: If I were a bot, would I post pictures?

Stranger: well. you're kind of regurgitating the same shit over and over again.

You: YOUR OFFSPRING WILL START AT YOUR FACE WITH SHAME

Stranger: if you want to talk like a normal person, okay. but if not, i'll go find someone else.

You: It's called poetic repetition

You: This is Dante's world now, boy

You: You are being damned like the worst of them

Stranger: k f'raels now, if you want to listen to yourself talk, there is likely a local wall nearby.

You: AND NO GOD, BE HE CALLED ALLAH, VISHNU, OR BUDDHA WILL BE THERE TO SPARE YOU FROM MY ACTS

You: You are still bound by my spell

You: Don't make my cast my mute spell on you

You: And....

You: MAY YOU POPULATE IN HELL WITH THE SPIDERS

Stranger: you are def a gamer nerd who doesnt do shit with his life.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He had some boring stuff....
That last part was to keep myself from falling into a coma D:

Some nerve ;_;

Stranger: hi

You: don't ask it

You: DON"T ASK ASL

You: DON"T YOU DARE!

Stranger: asl?

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol, cool.

There sure are lots of bland guys

Like

Me: hi
Them: egg
disconnect -.-