hey fee, welcome back. forum practically fell apart without you :P

looked at ur sig lately mr.fc?

also heres my joke:
a fat woman walks into the doctors and asks how she can lose weight. the doctor replies: simple head movements from side to side should help.
the woman says: oh thanks doctor, how often should i do it?
and the doctor goes: everytime anyone offers you food fat cow

Welcome to hell >=D

olololol I am lolling at these.

Also this one Failed xD
For her 40th birthday, my wife said, "I'd love to be ten again." So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast. Then we hit the playground and a merry-go-round. We finished the day with a banana split.

"So how did you enjoy being a kid for a day?" I asked.

"Great," she said. "But when I said I wanted to be ten again, I meant my dress size."

My sig's not disturbing... it's true.

Lies Erth, welcome back bro. will you get your Pinkness back?

ohlolololol

good old Frankie boyle joke here:

Family go to the hospital to see the results of their elderly mothers opporation. The doctor says to the family: "I've got some good news and ive got some bad news what would u like to hear first?"
The family reply: "The Bad News please"
The Doctor returns: " Well your mother has had a rough time and has been left a vegtable so you will have to clean her, wash her, feed her and dress her."
The family are in shock and burst out crying: "And the good news?"
The doctor replys: "Only joking shes dead!"

oooohhhh. not cool dirt, not cool.
now, this joke is very sick and if u r easily offended i suggest you dont read it. i reckon i may get infracted for it aswell but here goes:
how do u get a baby in a jar?
a blender
how do you get it out again?
doritos

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? You don't rape a sandwich before eating it.
Dohohoho. Anyway, that's my final post for a few weeks. See you all then.

My friend looks very close in comparison to him in the video "Never gonna give you up"