gotta say i didnt expect you to comeback that quick

Overheard a teacher ask a student if they would like to drink his piss

Look I found Benjamin!

My iPod was on low brightness to save battery, looked like a Hawaiian batman for a sec.

Hey boooys

>Is in Team Girl Scouts
>Calls us boys
>Logic

ily baby

Eventful afternoon today...

Friends and I were hanging out on the bleachers during our no-class period (completed all of the required classes for one subject, so I chose to have no 6th period to get out early). I was watching the freshmen do a relay race for P.E. and one fat girl was struggling pretty badly. About a minute later she collapses onto the field and starts twitching. Everyone assumes she is having a seizure. Skinny, butch, possibly lesbian teacher tells everyone to go around her as they complete the race and she calls 911. Everyone is shocked as the teacher tells them to keep going and they pass her. Ambulance arrives shortly after.

That makes 2 emergencies then. On my way back to school I saw some grade ten or nine student being put into an ambulance on a stretcher.

I don't know about this year, but last year on the final day of school some kid brought a water bottle full of vodka, got shitfaced in 1st period (fucking 8 o'clock in the morning), puked all over the bleachers in our gym, and passed out. They had to take him to the hospital.

When i was in 10th grade. I tried to get into my school (which is behind my house) and random homeless man came to me and asked for 100roubles(~3$) that he wanted to spend on vodka (atleast he said so). I gave him dat moneys, lol