my app in form of the lamest poetry you have ever seen (literally written in less than 1min):
i probably can't but i will try. i don't know what proper english is but who cares. i can't tell you why you should let me in bc there is no reason to.
its sad that i'm an idiot but i can make posts tho. just let me in before this thing die, i may save you. its acually a lie but i have to bait you.
inspired by the op.
