i have a counter-plan. instead all three of you stay at home and i visit each of you in turn to implant my eggs in your respective sternums. same pleasurable insertion, less effort required on your part, and everyone is happy. also it probably isn't as illegal!
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on a less serious note, i guess, as discussed over skype, i'm going to be applying for Chalice when/if that becomes a position. if it is deemed unnecessary i suppose i'll end up being temperate-- I'm not active enough on the forums to justify being a magus unless the position is honorary.