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LOL contest #2
LOL Contest
2
2
Not Nabi this time.
I'll pay this from my very own pocket.
I'll pay this from my very own pocket.
Welcome to the LOL contest number two!
I think some of you remembers the Nabi LOL Contest hosted by me.
The meaning of that contest was to make the funniest replay.
Well, this time you can do anything funny in words.
So, no pictures, no replays, no videos, jokes and other funny stuff... inscribed with words.
Oh, about the prize... I'll choose the best joke which I have heard of the day, though, there might not be any jokes of the day if I haven't heard good enough.
The prize of the joke of the day is 2 000 TC.
This contest lasts until my Summer vacation starts... AKA 31st May
Okay, so...
Rules
Do not send pictures.
Do not send replays.
Do not send videos.
You can throw me the joke in this thread, in this forums, in IRC, in game, everywhere.
I'll take EVERY joke what I see.
DO NOT THROW ANY IMMATURE JOKES (Example: "I fucked his mother")
Do not tell bad jokes.
Holy shiz, go and give me good jokes :o
Statistics
15th May - Loje
16th May - Nobody
17th May - Tertywerty
18th May - DesertPunk
19th May - SokuTofu
20th May - NinjaAiPoM
21st May - Nobody
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Last edited by Tonakai; May 22, 2008 at 09:01 PM.
Originally Posted by Bananana
That's very similar to mine.
Originally Posted by patriotz
yah except the last one was wtermelon thats lame vaiter
Allright, for the first, I didn't read through all the jokes, I didn't even know that someone else had posted this joke before, and for the second, my name is NOT vaitEr, but VaitAr.. I didn't copy your joke, Bananana.
Ohai, My hand says F*** you.
Q: What do you do when you see your mother-in-law lurching across the lawn?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What do you do when your mother-in-law knocks on the window?
A: Turn the laundry machine back on.
Q: Why is it a good thing to marry a Japanese woman?
A: Because it means your mother-in-law lives in Tokyo.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight into her ear.
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What do you do when your mother-in-law knocks on the window?
A: Turn the laundry machine back on.
Q: Why is it a good thing to marry a Japanese woman?
A: Because it means your mother-in-law lives in Tokyo.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight into her ear.
I'm back, I think... :)
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Joke: Theirs a kid at his uncles farm and on the fist day they eat hot dogs but the plates are all greasy so he asks his uncle why. His uncle responds "Its as good as cold water will get it." On the second day at his uncle's farm he has hamburgers but now the plates are greasy and they have little pieces of hot dogs on them so the kid asks why the plates are still so dirty. The uncle once again replies "Its as good as cold water will get them." On the third day the uncles dog starts jumping up at the kid so his uncle says "Cold water, get away from him"
lolz
