Hello. My name is David "Chester" Christ. I am a fanfiction novelist from Iceland. Guten tag, as we say.
Username: SlyBash
Belt: 2nd Dan Black Belt (10th Dan Black Belt In IRL Ninjutsu)
Activity in-game(1-7 days a week): 7
Activity in the forum(1-7 days a week): 7
Skype Username: PM me for this.
Mods skilled in: Every
Toribash related skills(art, replays, videos, etc.): My ingenuity and 170 IQ.
Where did you hear about this Clan: A better question is, why haven't you heard about me?
Reason you want to join JackAzz-CLAN: JackAzz-CLAN is a clan full of skilled warriors, like myself. I hope we can cooperate in events, clan wars, and IRL demon hunts.
JackAzz Members you know: All of them, soon.
Previous Clans you've been in: ThePieClan, Twisted Metal, Sexy, Obey, Piratez, Tint
How long you were in them: Years for most
Reason you left / was kicked: They were beneath my unparalleled skill
Have you read the Clan Rules: Yes
Do you accept the Clan Rules: Yes
Notes / Feedback:
I am interested in your clan because I love demons. I am skillfully trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu, and I use my cunning assasin skills to kill & obliterate demons. But I believe that is only because
I am a
true demon at heart.
I am 31 years old. I'm mature for my age, though. I love video games and trying to achieve the highest possible place in every video game I play. The highest point in toribash is infinity because you can make your tori as high up as you want.
Every day I wake up and start my rigorous training regime. First, I win a game of chess against a different grand master every day. Magnus and I had coffee last week, actually. While playing chess, I dictate my moves to my playing assistant (don't want to harm my extremely important Toribash-playing fingers!) while squatting 500lb. Here's a picture of my
rock hard abs. After that, I stretch for an hour while drinking Matcha and taking nootropics to enhance my mental growth. Then I'll take a run around the block with my dog
Sparky.
When I get back is when I play Toribash. I spend at least 7 hours a day honing my skills in single-player, which is why my in-game belt is so low. I don't need to play a lot of games when I win every game I play.
I do NOT smoke weed or drink alcohol. Drugs
can and
will destroy your brains, and your gains.
Looking forward to hearing your response. Having me in your clan is more important to you than it is to me. Peace
Last edited by SlyBash; Oct 1, 2016 at 01:12 AM.