i got arrested for masturbating in a burger king

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i bet your burger tasted good

i ate a weirdly-sticky burger from burger king yesterday
that was a good burger to eat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

well im leaving again

why don't you make another burger sticky then leave? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what even

im scared

its all ogre now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yo mama's booty

look at that booty

( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)