Originally Posted by
ynvaser
You think that's something worth discussing?
Is it itchy because of some horrible disease which is going to cause your elbow to rot and be swarmed with maggots causing your horrible death due to blood poisoning?
Or maybe it's itchy because you went elbow-deep into that cheap hooker you picked up along the way in your car for a good ol' boning, but accidentally dropped the change she gave back to you and you had to find it inside her?
Maybe it's itchy because it has oil in it. In that case watch out around TheJFX and his buddies. =P
Just kidding. That sucks.
Perfect way of starting the armaggedon. By speaking these things, pivot imaginated them, punishing himself psychologically. You unleashed a chain-reaction on his mind, causing a traumatic fear of hookers, maggots and TheJFX. His subconscient will plot a plan to get revenge against you and TheJFX, however, with his thinking capabilities not working 100%, he'll plot a mass terrorist attack on both of your countries, but one day he will uncover the truth: everybody on the internet speaks with sarcasm, so everybody is his enemy. Seeking revenge, he will contact other victims of sarcasm, some of em, powerful members of secret organizations. Creating an army of sarcasm's victims, he will cross the globe, murdering every person, so he can create a "better world". But he will remember the lesson: everybody on the internet speaks with sarcasm. And he'll kill his loyal followers by exploding a hydrogen bomb. But he will remember that, before all this shit, he had already spoken with sarcasm. And after all this shit... He suicides, destroying everything that we know...
Or I'm just getting crazy! Who cares anyway?
Oh! I almost forgot! Just kidding!