lol,k i tried the coconut thing RiCh did and i honestly think this person was retarded...
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Stranger: Hiii
Stranger: :D
You: do u like coconuts?
Stranger: NO :D
Stranger: they're silly :D
You: The juice from coconuts are very nutritious
Stranger: you're just saying that! :D
Stranger: I once tried to drink from a coconut...
Stranger: so I tried to crack open the nut
Stranger: but I wasnt able to
Stranger: so I got a cd
Stranger: and threw it a the nut
Stranger: but that didnt help either
Stranger: do I started writing a book
Stranger: and I got rich
Stranger: not because of the book, but because of my grandfathers dead
Stranger: death?
Stranger: I dont knoooow!
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: very sorry
You: They are high in carbohydrates.
Stranger: very high?
Stranger: or just high?
You: as a kite......Want to discuss the growth ratio of coconuts in western tropical countries?
Stranger: would I?!
Stranger: Id love to!
You: Sometimes, the mesocarp might get thick.Especially when the moon is in it's fullest and the cod are frolicking.
Stranger: the moon cant have anything to do with it!
Stranger: you're just making up stuff!
You: That is our common problem
Stranger: omg! are you accusing me of making stuff up?!
You: It seems that the moon's hightened gravity affects the growth and development of the coconut.
Stranger: oh, does it?
You: Fascinating isn't it?
Stranger: well, Im sorry then
Stranger: now YOU appologize!
You: k,I sell coconuts at a cheap price.
Stranger: a SPECIAL price?
You: 50 cents per coconut.
Stranger: but is it a SPECIAL price? Im only willing to buy one if its a special price!
Stranger: I want to feel special, you know?
Stranger: I NEED to!
You: 'm afraid I can't disclose the location of my store, due to it's notoriety in the black market.
You: Unless you're a customer, of course.
Stranger: before I can do business with you, I need an answer to the following question:
Stranger: whats your favorite color?!
You: My kind thanks to you and your clan......also Red
Stranger: awww, thats so kind of you!
Stranger: but.. red? seriously?
You: yes,also I am a major in Coconutology, but I may interest you in some other fruit facts.
Stranger: tell me about oranges
Stranger: Ive never really understood them
You: Oranges are good for the eyes,also Bananas are high in potassium. It can relieve a person's fatigue very well.
Stranger: they are good for the eyes.. and thats it?!
Stranger: you dont really sell oranges, do you?
You: The orange is a pretty useless unrelavant fruit to my sellings,i dont like the orange as it tends to be orange and i dont like orange.
Stranger: ok, good that we cleared things up!
Stranger: you don't like orange-eh?
You: no
Stranger: I dont buy stuff from commies
You: Yes,the best growth of fruit are in the northern areas of fabacia of which my inports come from...
You: imports*
Stranger: ah, NOW we're talking!
Stranger: and whats your favorite animal?
You: the animal that doesnt eat my imports,id say the lion as it is nowhere near my imports.
Stranger: what about koala bears? (on a scale from 1-10)
You: 10 as they "cute" and dont involve themselves in eating my imports due to the fact they are nowhere near my imports.
Stranger: would you like to own one?
You: no,as that would bring one closer to my imports.
Stranger: here's the solution! Ill buy all your imports and you'll buy my koala bears!
Stranger: of course, you'd have to pay me a few more dollars
Stranger: deal, or no deal, sir?
Stranger: one time offer!
You: my imports has a added value of $5 000 000,I dont just sell fruit.....thats all i am at liberty to discuss as the amount atained will not be mentioned as to how i attained it.
Stranger: thats exactly what I expected it to cost! my koalas cost only 5000 each and I have about 6000 of 'em
Stranger: you'll get a 10 dollar discount on each koala you buy
You: well,thats all good and well but i doubt middle east resistance forces would like koalas as weapons and i highly doubt your customers would like to but weapons and arms....and fruit ofcourse
You: buy*
Stranger: so thats a deal breaker?
You: id think so
Stranger: oh, here's my final offer.. if you dont accept it, Ill leave immediately: a 15 dollar discount per koala bear
You: ok ill take 5,will you stuff them for me?
Stranger: sure! with what?
You: a soda please
Stranger: Im not sure if they'll really like that
Stranger: but you'll be their new boss, so Ill give it a try
You: k bye
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