Lol it should be in Epic moments xD

lol.

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Oh, chez edited that post and from to True Love xD

Also i beated ZyG in that mod right at that moment xD

How many Gamerbad`s Does it take to make a clan...
1 because he fights for 10 people ;)
....Not funny but i don`t care

You have a really big ego :P.



9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Gugu, I liked the most number #6 =D
Also, now we need version with dog

Ok, then... i'll edit this post with the dog version.

Edit: Ok, i couldnt find the "Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password" with dogs soo here's another one


11.You can pee everywhere at any time

10.If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

9.No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

8.Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

7.Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

6.No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

5.Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

4.You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

3.No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

2.It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

1.Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.


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