God: [commenting on how he briefly gave Bruce two extra fingers] I did the same thing to Gandhi. He didn't eat for three weeks.
Bruce: Holy sh... cow.B-E-A-utiful. Bruce: Whoa! Hold the phone! I like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
Grace: How'd you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash.
Bruce: You look perky, hon. It must've been cold.
Grace: All right, fine! Do with it what you will, I don't care!
Bruce: I will do with it what I will. You know, I might even send this into Playboy! I hear their layouts are pretty tasteful!All from Bruce Almighty
SPARTANS, What is your profession? THIS IS SPARTA! Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!
Last edited by AKP; Jul 28, 2009 at 03:05 PM.
KONY 2012
"Go ahead, make my day."
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Both from... if you don't know where they're from, just go shoot yourself, you don't deserve to live =/
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Both from... if you don't know where they're from, just go shoot yourself, you don't deserve to live =/
How to complain in style: GG, Mahulk.
More Bruce Almighty (I copied this from a site, but it's a sick part of the movie, I love it)
First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
lol
