Chapter One: The Rising
The dwarf hamster sat in its cage. It was no different from any other hamster at the pet shop. Small, fuzzy, cute, washing its face with its hands and looking about furtively. It glanced up to see someone enter the shop, and make their way to the rodent section, towards him. He rejoiced! Perhaps this would be the day he would finally have a loving owner. The hamster chittered in excitement, and hopped up and down as the man approached his cage.
Hampa looked in. He studied the animal for physical defects, or anything out of the ordinary. Finding none, he muttered, "Sufficient..." and got the attention of a pet shop clerk.
The hamster was deposited in the black van, and began his trip back to Hampa's Lair.
Chapter Two: The Transmutation
The hamster sniffed at the airholes in the little cardboard box. He was excited. There were strange smells coming through the box, new smells that tickled his whiskers. He had been taken out of the van, and he felt the box bumping along as Hampa brought it into his Lair.
The top of the box opened, and the hamster poked its head out, looking around. To his dismay, he found another glass cage, though this one was cylindrical. Hampa was standing behind some sort of metal array, looking at the hamster inside the cylinder.
"Activate, subject is ready."
The hamster twitched.
A bolt of energy streaked through the cylinder, coursing through the dwarf hamster's body, and setting the box he was in on fire. The tiny rodent convulsed, and was pulled into the air, as the crackling beam brought him further and further up. Hampa looked on cooly, and adjusted a few dials.
The lights flickered.
...There was a terrible noise. There was an awesome light. There was a silence beyond understanding...
As the backup generators fizzled into life, and the low red lights lit up the room, the glass cylinder could be seen shattered in pieces. Hampa's eyes widened a bit, as he saw what the broken container held, standing tall in the center of the room...
"Can you hear me?" Spoke Hampa.
The figure turned towards the voice.
"Yesh."
Hampa arched an eyebrow.
"Do you know what you are?" He asked the figure.
The crunching of glass broke the quiet of the room as the figure stepped down off the raised platform that held the cylinder. The creature extended its arms, and contracted them. It flexed its pecs back and forth, testing their range. It turned its attention back to Hampa.
"I'm Hamster. lol >:3"
The security intercom came to life "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!"
Hampa sprinted from the room, as the bulkhead doors slammed down after him. A dreadful blasting noise behind him confirmed that Hamster was not deterred by the reinforced steel. Jumping into his Toricopter, Hampa took off at full speed from his Lair complex. Hamster, his bewildered creation, sprinted after him, jumping off the helicopter platform balcony, and just missing the landing rungs.
"Oshi- I forgot to graaaaaab...."
Hamster fell down, down, into the murky depths of the chasm surrounding Hampa's lair...
Chapter 3: The Genesis Complete
Battered and bruised, Hamster limped away from his birthplace, seeking comfort and a family. He found both in the pits of combat, with the camaraderie of the Torigods, and the comfort derived from the grace and peace of the fight. Hamster's skill grew with his friends, and he rose from the inexperienced greenhorn of 2005 to the polished bashing construct of today. One day, perhaps Hamster will learn more of why he was brought into this world. Until then he'll just keep kicking ass.
THE END